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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
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Father of daughters. Owner of pigs. Writer of books: http://www.explodingunicorn.com/books 

Indianapolis, IN
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    James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn‏Verified account @XplodingUnicorn 14 Jan 2017

    6-year-old: *fast forwards all the way through a movie* Me: You can’t just skip to the happy ending. 6: I don't have time for problems.

    6:00 AM - 14 Jan 2017
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      2. Patti Lou‏ @50inaug 14 Jan 2017
        Replying to @XplodingUnicorn

        Metaphor for Americans' lives in @realDonaldTrump era.

        2 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
      3. Taylor‏ @Pup_Rules 14 Jan 2017
        Replying to @50inaug

        6 yr olds would fast forward through your tweet. Try not to buzzkill the comedy. @XplodingUnicorn @realDonaldTrump

        1 reply 1 retweet 13 likes
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      1. Shilpa Shetty C‏ @ShilpaShettyC 14 Jan 2017
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        your 6-year-old is doing it right.

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      1. Ruth‏ @REK100 14 Jan 2017
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        from the mouths of babes . . . Smart kid!!! 😁😄😀

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      1. BZILLA‏ @bzi11a 14 Jan 2017
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        That's the best philosophical point ive read all week

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      1. Cherry Willis‏ @CherryWillis13 14 Jan 2017
        Replying to @XplodingUnicorn

        lol! Please can I go back to that age of innocence?

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      1. NessB 🐝‏ @NessaBee189 14 Jan 2017
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        lol love that attitude! 😁

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      1. AnaTav‏ @anas_tav 14 Jan 2017
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        Yep, straight to solutions and outcomes. Why waste time pretending?

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      1. Carrie Benjamin‏ @Carrie033180 14 Jan 2017
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        God I wish we could do that in real life haha

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      1. What Can Be‏ @O_CaptainMyCap 14 Jan 2017
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        Word. Smart kid.

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