Mx. Sterling

@xNoxAeterna

Yarb.

Well? How did I get here?
Joined November 2008

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    The GOP is the party of personal freedom, except when it comes to where you pee and who you fuck and your insides and wow they're terrible

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    when u do not view yr fears as a trap which restrains u but as a vehicle which u must use to navigate the world

  4. So, hey, I'm fat! I'm actually fat as FUCK. I am not bothered by this. I'm not bothered by people who think I SHOULD be bothered.

  5. I literally don't give a fuck if you find me attractive, interesting, worthwhile, whatever if you're not someone close to me.

  6. I don't care if this bothers you. I don't care if you're not attracted to it. I don't care if it disgusts you. I am not here for you.

  7. Cellulite on the thighs. Stretch marks. Couple of gnarly scars.

  8. Here, I'll describe my big-ass body for you: REALLY chubby arms. A belly with two distinct sections.

  9. Noticing I'm fat makes you neither a detective nor a putdown comedy master.

  10. Telling me I'm fat is like telling me my eyes are blue. It is a thing I know abut myself. It's not an insult. The word "fat" is not painful.

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    Zootopia represents the first time I have rooted for the cops in years

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    11) When you show up to the wrong party but it's still lit.

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    I'm your cuckleberry.

  14. Mx. Sterling followed and
  15. (No one's anus was actually bleeding in the making of that tweet, btw).

  16. When my kid grows up & talks about his family, he'll get to talk about screaming "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!" in the car with his mom & stepdad.

  17. Like, how do y'all do it? How do you watch stuff that crazy without firebombing your TV room because of the lack of fact/compassion?

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