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    XKCD Comic‏ @xkcdComic Apr 30

    After the Pandemic https://xkcd.com/2457/  https://m.xkcd.com/2457/ pic.twitter.com/xQOSFDH9IO

    10:05 AM - 30 Apr 2021
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    • Shai-Guy Hulud 📎✊🗽🌈 starkstromboi🎃 Zans Spazure does not conform to protocol Librarian Kev 🏳️‍🌈 Flora 🦕 SurenkovArtyom friendly boy swag :3 to bring world revolution
    54 replies 1,763 retweets 6,755 likes
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      2. XKCDAltTextBot‏ @XKCDAltTextBot Apr 30
        Replying to @xkcdComic

        Alt text @ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2457#Transcript … Title text: "I'm looking forward to having to worry a lot less about covid, but wouldn't mind if we worried a little more about giving each other colds. Colds are bad!"

        4 replies 19 retweets 293 likes
      3. GoodBotBot  🤖‏ @GoodBotBot1 Apr 30
        Replying to @XKCDAltTextBot @xkcdComic

        Good Bot.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. SpookyMagpie  😷‏ @sketchymagpie Apr 30
        Replying to @xkcdComic

        As an introvert I also enjoy the anonymity that wearing a mask gives you. Side benefits also include not having to worry about how you look and keeping your face warm on a chilly day!

        4 replies 1 retweet 87 likes
      3. Jack Pierce‏ @SubSurge Apr 30
        Replying to @sketchymagpie @xkcdComic

        Have you found one that doesn't fog your glasses?

        9 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Jack Pierce‏ @SubSurge Apr 30
        Replying to @xkcdComic

        Yeah can we flatten the curve on the flu?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. CWilson‏ @CWilson21883796 May 28
        Replying to @SubSurge @xkcdComic

        That pretty much happened this year. Many places didn't even declare a flu season in 2020 because there were so few cases. It would be nice if that continued.

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      1. Highlander II‏ @stile99 Apr 30
        Replying to @xkcdComic

        I agree, but first the people who lower their mask to cough get COVID and clean out the gene pool.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Richard Knott‏ @knott_richard Apr 30
        Replying to @xkcdComic

        I’m finding the mask great for keeping my nose warm in winter, and blocking hay fever in spring.

        1 reply 0 retweets 31 likes
      3. Richard Knott‏ @knott_richard Apr 30
        Replying to @knott_richard @xkcdComic

        Sneezing however in a mask is not a great experience...

        2 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      2. NullNoMore playing her backlog‏ @NullNoMore Apr 30
        Replying to @xkcdComic

        I kind of like not being told to smile. Plus the whole no head cold thing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 83 likes
      3. David Chase‏ @Dr2chase Apr 30
        Replying to @NullNoMore @xkcdComic

        Just paint a smile on the mask, that should make people happy.pic.twitter.com/ggdNfhb0Iw

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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