Xilience

@xilience

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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    going to go see Wonder Woman and if it turns out Wonder Woman's mom isn't named Martha I'm fucking leaving

    68 replies 1,969 retweets 5,814 likes
  2. Retweeted
    May 31

    If you ask Austin's mayor to "Name something invented by a woman!" he's gonna respond, sincerely.

    335 replies 16,571 retweets 29,928 likes
  3. Retweeted
    May 31

    People in covfefe houses shouldn't throw covfefe.

    Crooked Hillary Clinton now blames everybody but herself, refuses to say she was a terrible candidate. Hits Facebook & even Dems & DNC.
    31,819 replies 317,548 retweets 719,611 likes
  4. Retweeted
    May 29

    Europe. OK, we deserve that.

    1,229 replies 27,211 retweets 67,934 likes
  5. Retweeted
    May 18

    skirts at Fox News today will be lowered to half-mast

    1,284 replies 23,331 retweets 76,030 likes
  6. Retweeted
    May 12

    Look very probable I'm going to put some miles on the Stair Car this summer. Just officially signed on to more ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT today.

    1,091 replies 14,860 retweets 49,116 likes
  7. Retweeted
    May 9

    Quick while we don't have a FBI Director, copy all the VHS tapes you have! No one can stop you!

    1,545 replies 105,650 retweets 217,079 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 10

    Kellyanne Conway always sounds like her husband came home early and she's talking to him in front of a closet where her lover is hiding.

    157 replies 3,157 retweets 14,855 likes
  9. Apr 16

    Happy Easter everyone! Susie Bonavitacola

  10. Apr 6

    . I have tickets to a sold out event in NYC, and have another friend who would like to join, any place where people can resell?

  11. Retweeted
    Apr 6

    So true.

    6 retweets 20 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    House Republicans: We can't release Trump's taxes, we must protect his privacy Also House Republicans: Here's everyone's browsing data

    576 replies 34,243 retweets 51,130 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Mar 26

    When DC Comics made Lex Luthor president, he sold LexCorp. Trump is literally less ethical than a comic book villain.

    543 replies 43,651 retweets 77,989 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Mar 20

    I SWEAR TO GOD if anyone starts writing a piece about the complicated feminism of Tomi Lahren I'll burn down your house

    619 replies 11,947 retweets 51,060 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Mar 18

    Just saw someone refer to Trump supporters as Cult45 and I am mad that I never thought of it.

    177 replies 5,105 retweets 11,773 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Mar 18

    Hey buddy, that song you love was written by my uncle. He's been married to my other uncle for 40 years. And he's a Jew. Sing it proud.

    Replying to @joshtpm
    . 1930s? No, tomorrow belongs to us.
    1,749 replies 41,366 retweets 130,297 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Mar 17

    It's 2017. How is this STILL happening?

    1,117 replies 32,899 retweets 26,144 likes
  18. Mar 14

    Logan had a blast in the snow today! Susie Bonavitacola

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  19. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    Cast and Crew of Transparent Tell Trans Students They're Not Alone

    2 replies 28 retweets 160 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    As tempting as it is to be distracted arguing re our microwaves, toasters, waffle-makers spying on us--- stay focused on Trump-Russia ties!

    793 replies 7,920 retweets 20,470 likes

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