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  1. Retweeted
    8 Oct 2020

    colour study saw this and thought it looked like a rennaissance painting

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    2 Oct 2020

    CURE FAN GIVEAWAY Were you unable to get copies? I'm giving away both Record Store Day 2020 Picture Discs from The Cure "Bloodflowers" & "17 Seconds" Zine #3, + a few other odds & ends. Retweet & Click the link to enter!

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  3. 3 Jun 2020

    Now that charges have been filed against all of the killer cops for George's death. , you must hold the entire MPD accountable and defund them. Invest in thriving communities, not killer cops!

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    19 Apr 2020

    you can make anything out of a frog!!

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  5. Retweeted
    15 Aug 2018

    We are giving away a Steiff Christopher Robin Gift Set to one luck . For your chance to WIN, simply, like our page, like the post and retweet to be entered into our . The will run until the 31st August!

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    8 Aug 2018

    ✨ ✨ You could win 2️⃣ tickets to see in on August 18th PLUS a signed copy of 's new album ! 💫 TO ENTER: Follow us + RT this post ✌️

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    15 Jun 2018

    Today's THE day! 's is finally here. Come and be part of of it Photo: ©andyvella

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    7 Jun 2018

    Hey, friend. Were you a smart kid who always heard about how smart you were and are now not feeling so smart? Are you, in fact, feeling fairly shitty about yourself? This thread is for you.

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  9. 7 Apr 2018

    “They’ll make out like banshees!” - mom talking about people who invested in Sarnia real estate a few years ago

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  10. 30 Dec 2017

    Sometimes I think Candy Crush knows when I’m extra sad because it lets me win 15 levels in a row on the first try.

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  11. 13 Dec 2017

    😍😍😍😍😍

    So, 2018 will see me collaborating with Robert on a feature-length, chronological documentary of The Cure’s history from the 1970s via present day to the future. Robert himself will tell the story and this will work alongside other events for the band’s 40-year celebration.
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    3 Dec 2017

    “It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.” —Charles Dickens in 2017, probably

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  13. Retweeted
    28 Nov 2017

    me as a physician: On a scale of 1-10, 1 being no pain and 10 being watching the Scott’s Tots episode of The Office, how much physical pain are you in?

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  14. Retweeted
    14 Sep 2017

    How has Loreal or Dove or Axe not tapped Rob Baker for a shampoo commercial yet? Have they seen his hair?

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    21 Aug 2017

    🌑🌑🌑 (Get it!?)

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  16. 24 Jun 2017

    My life is an endless succession of me seeing someone I know on public transit and desperately avoiding eye contact.

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  17. 8 Jun 2017

    75% of the world reminds me of my ex so I just cry 75% of the time

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  18. 13 Apr 2017

    "Too bad it doesn't taste like the candy in the candy store." - dad

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  19. 13 Apr 2017

    "My mouth tastes like a candy store!" - mom

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  20. Retweeted
    15 Mar 2017

    Spotted in Belgium. Have you seen Spirit-related items? Share/tag your photos with . is out Friday:

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