Brushies brushies brushies 😻🐈🐈
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Aye man how does this show end
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See Master Yoda, Jedi younglings Kai, Lys, & Nubs, & their friends Nash and RJ-83 in Star Wars: Young Jedi Adventures premiering on Disney+ May 4. 
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this moment would have broken twitter, it probably broke the SA forums. sports hall of fames all suck ass.
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Of course Devin Hester took the opening kickoff of the Super Bowl to the house.
(Super Bowl XLI: Feb. 4, 2007) @D_Hest23 @ChicagoBears
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I have many questions!!
2023 is my weed dealer consoling me about a $680 heating oil bil
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Lived here for 18mo & never looked at the pile of books the previous owners left in the attic... 😭
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Yes, I’m aware that the creator of Barney owns a slave plantation in the Philippines. And my heart goes out to those enslaved people. But I’ve been looking forward to playing Barney’s Big Adventure for years
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is this the twitter article everyone is reading?
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System report:
Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined.
national holiday !
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It's called "baby formula" and wait'll you see what it costs!
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is this more "twitter broken" or somehow did a locked account see & like my non-viral 40 total engagement tweet
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Using a dime bag to store the baby's extra Spinach Bite.
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ok i will get right on this, thank you, i wasnt sure what to do with these stacks of $25,000 i have sitting around
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the nets, who have only been sort of a contender once in 5 years are taking up way too much oxygen this morning. its not some hilarious falling of a prideful franchise like the patriots.
Tired: the wizard game is transphobic
Wired: because it's also anti Semitic
Disney announced three new major movie sequels at the same time as announcing that they laid off 7000 workers. Guess which is trending.
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What are your thoughts on Disney announcing ‘FROZEN 3’, ‘ZOOTOPIA 2’ and ‘TOY STORY 5’…
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This could easily be a NY times pitchbot post
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Research suggests large numbers of patients abandon their prescriptions when faced with $2,000 in payments nyti.ms/3I9HnWE
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Many of us have already paid a horrible unfunny misogynist with a stupid car to post thank you very much.
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My (likely) final stats
130 PA @ .315/.415/.685 (135 OPS+)
23 IP @ 4.30 ERA, 29 K 19 BB (128 ERA+)
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not sure what the cutoff/timing is going to be like for the new API restrictions, but I'll just leave things running until errors start happening. If that means the last game is a partial one, oh well.
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"Rate Limited" they are going to start charging us to tweet, that's absolutely it for me. I already paid my ten bucks to post.
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what the fuck happened to beebee880
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Can't believe they're fucking blocking Tweetdeck on mobile now. Absolute monsters.
let me use tweetbot as well and i would... consider it. but i am probably just going to continue to be on here less and less, which is fine and nobody should really care
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BREAKING: Tweetdeck to soon be exclusive to Twitter Blue.
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What if we use the assault weapons to solve the problem with police
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Let’s finish the job on police reform.
And let’s ban assault weapons. Now.
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We seriously need to start calling it "one thousand million dollars" instead of a billion so people actually understand how much money it is
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If you suddenly became a billionaire, do you feel like you have to take care of your entire family?
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When the Yankees put Severino on the 60 Day IL last season against his own wishes, I didn't realize that move likely gave them veto power over the WBC.
I wonder if that factored into the decision.
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welcome to boston where our subway is _literally_ slower than walking
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I exited at North Station at 8:20am. After waiting 15 minutes for a “1 min away" Forest Hills train, we were told we'd be going 2 mph until Sullivan...
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failing not to play the terf game
just dont play the game, youve lived your entire life not playing the game until today
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Probably my most boomer opinion is that I genuinely think it's honest-to-goodness sad & pathetic when people just can't resist watching or playing something. Even other stuff than the TERF game, like when people admit they just CAN'T skip the next Star Wars or whatever.
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If you don't hoot and holler with the audience during 90s sitcom rewatches idk why you're watching
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Can't wait for Morbius 2: Morebius
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Haven't had so much as a cold since Jan 2020, but of course our son met 2 other kids one time & I succumbed after a week of him sneezing on me
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my son just said “why was 10 afraid?” i said why. “because he was in the middle of 9-11.” THAT’S A GOOD JOKE WTF
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The NTSB is investigating a surface event at Austin-Bergstrom International Airport Saturday, a possible runway incursion and overflight involving airplanes from Southwest Airlines and FedEx.
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