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YOU GUYS. I just saw the most wild thing! A man started walking toward the Girl Scouts cookie stand in front of the grocery store and he yelled “my bitches are BACK” and this Girl Scout just yelled “no. Walk away.” AND HE DID.

I've heard that coronavirus is going to cause a massive shortage of books, which will be essential when we're all stuck at home, so it's very important for everyone to rush out and start panic-buying novels. Thank you.

Band members under 30: Fuuuuuck noooo Band members over 30: Yeeeessssss #sxswcanceled

This is the apocalypse. Don’t freak out . It will take years .

Please get out and support your local venues. Go to shows and concerts. Drink at bars. Eat at restaurants. Tourists aren’t coming. We have to take care of our communities to minimize the economic pain of Coronavirus.

SXSW is cancelled.

So an event sponsored by and in service of promoting beer, liquor, cigarettes, e-cigarettes, weed, soda, candy, and chips is being cancelled in the name of promoting public health? #SXSW2020

An organized labor force in the music industry would sure come in handy on days like today.

Let us not forget the words of the great musician D. Boon (of the Minutemen) in these trying times. For example, the opening line to the group's most popular song, "Corona", is "the people will survive". Wisdom indeed.

Very sad for all friends and associates whose incomes / plans are impacted by the SXSW cancellation. On the bright side, we can resume the important work of never setting foot in the new Beerland the other 50 weeks of the year, too.

Just got my first email about an SXSW party being cancelled over coronavirus concerns - “the safety of our artists is our highest concern” - yes, that’s why you’d expect them to drive cross-country in a shitbucket to play a free show under normal circumstances #unsafeatanyspeed

Scientists: you should wash your hands because of Coronavirus. People: I'm gonna stop flying, hoard masks, work from home & totally rearrange my life. Also Scientists: the #ClimateCrisis will kill millions - we must use clean power & change how we get to work. People: No way.

Baton Rouge PD on corona virus: "Wash your hands like you just finished eating crawfish and you need to take your contacts out."

I feel for elderly radicals and anarchists who’ve repeatedly experienced people coming to the same realizations about the media, state, politics, men, whiteness over and over again every election like these are brand new realities