Brandon Werner

@xerners

Cloud Computing . I love good friends, good coffee, and good ideas shared around a room.

Seattle, WA
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Joined October 2016
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 10

    No one lives here. This is a map of all the census districts in the US with zero people-ALL the green = 0 population

    65 replies 1,115 retweets 1,438 likes
  2. 7 hours ago

    IT departments in a nutshell.

    0:05
    IT upgraded our computer so now the mouse has to keep moving so it doesn't go into sleep mode during the run.
  3. 8 hours ago

    Feeling proud because the Starbucks barista handed me my drink and said "Happy Birthday" and I didn't say "you too!" 😏

    1 like
  4. 18 hours ago

    TIL: FORTRAN is still a thing.

    Fascinating data about programming language usage and what it tells us
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 10

    “That’s so 20th century”

    3 replies 57 retweets 76 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 10

    The most enduring workplaces think beyond productivity

    4 replies 60 retweets 109 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    "Capitalism": Someone else's labor

    "The cloud": Someone else’s computer "Serverless": Someone else’s Linux install "SaaS/Microservices": Someone else’s Python script
    3 replies 168 retweets 422 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Imagine walking into this every day?! How cool!

    Coolest lobby ever
    This might be the coolest office lobby ever
    24 replies 778 retweets 1,703 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Remake of Fawlty Towers episode with Basil asking instead of Manuel about the money Polly gave him 🤣

    1:01
    Quite the opening from on Channel 4 following the U.K. election.
    1 retweet
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Recorded straight from my phone last night. (Apple's New ARKit + Unity + Overwatch) Have never seen tracking like this.

    64 replies 902 retweets 1,924 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    People: Apple no longer innovates Apple:

    The biggest change in iOS 11. That nobody has mentioned. The volume indicator no longer obstructs the center of the screen obnoxiously.
    2 replies 48 retweets 114 likes
  12. Jun 6

    Can't wait to try this out.

    0:18
    Replying to @kylebrussell
    Occasionally drops below 60 fps on 6s Plus, but barely. Also doesn't lose positioning when you point away
  13. Jun 5

    Is this a Mac or an iPad Pro? With iOS 11 the lines blur. This dock is crazy.

    3 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    How will anyone ever figure out how to use the switcher or launch apps on the new iPad/iOS11 with no start menu! (Sorry couldn't resist!)

    7 replies 50 retweets 142 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    How is no one linking to the previous Apple speaker launch. I loved this 2006 event - Jobs making it work.

    4 replies 12 retweets 24 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    The new iOS control centre is pretty sweet.

    12 replies 415 retweets 900 likes
  17. Jun 5

    My thoughts on Vista and software development at Microsoft after seeing link. Resources are like carbs :-)

    3 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    Now is a good time to re-think your Password Policy that you probably set after Nirvana Nevermind hit platinum.

    7 replies 31 retweets 53 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 31

    Gah! Your gyroscope can pick up on your voice!

    57 replies 2,361 retweets 2,143 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    If learning to cook was like learning to code:

    56 replies 1,878 retweets 3,157 likes

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