Nick Dimiduk

@xefyr

{ :hacker [clojure web hbase], :engineer [data platforms scale], :author [HBaseIA], :athlete [soccer running yoga] }

Seattle
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Joined September 2008
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  1. 13 Feb 2018

    Each day that ends in "I finally worked out the proper incantation to satisfy Hibernate." is quickly followed by "Why the fuck did they choose hibernate?!?"

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  2. Retweeted
    27 Oct 2017

    I'm looking for a developer to work on this exact project! The data needs you. Check it out:

    “Thirty minutes ago that was part of someone’s brain” -- Our Christof Koch via on our new human brain data.
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  3. 12 Sep 2017

    Speaking of foreign aid. "Effective democracy is the antidote to the tyranny of foreign good intentions." The Great Escape, Angus Deaton

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  4. 10 Aug 2017
    Replying to

    This isn't super fair though. That Carl fellow is in Portland, I should go down with laptop and beer in hand.

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  5. 10 Aug 2017

    "Asynchronous Rust", or, a decent explanation of why I gave up on my Tokio HBase client. Mostly the type salad.

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  6. Retweeted
    18 Jul 2017

    Java call stack – from HTTP up to JDBC as a picture weeeee\o/eeeee

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  7. 3 Jun 2017
    Replying to

    That's not quite fair. The borrow checker is pleasant compared to the self-recursive pit of despair that are nontrivial tokio generics.

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    3 Jun 2017

    OH: (C)onstantly (A)vailable (P)retty much always

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  9. 3 Jun 2017

    This is an apt description of my learning and .

    Anything worth doing is worth being terrible at for the first 3 months.
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  10. 1 Jun 2017

    Fear overwhelms me as I type "java mutually recursive generics" into the search box. A maelstrom of pain and anguish is my reply.

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  11. 23 May 2017

    Paranoid PM or Product/Market fit? Seems like inspiration for

    Travel mode for 1Password looks useful.
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  12. 22 May 2017

    I like to imagine writes release notes like this.

    Please look at and treasure Dwarf Fortress patch notes for the rest of your lives
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  13. Retweeted
    8 May 2017

    Is this a good moment to ask myself why my lightbulb started talking to a TOR exit node on UDP port 123 this morning?

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  14. Retweeted
    8 May 2017
    Replying to

    Okay, this has to change. If you’re a woman doing for a living (especially in OSS) please reply to this tweet. I’m making a list.

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  15. 7 May 2017
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    "Oh cool, this project's code has great comments!"

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  16. 7 May 2017

    "Oh cool, this project has great docs!" /me reads, impatience grows... "Screw it, where's the code?"

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  17. Retweeted
    1 May 2017

    CFP closes this Fri, May 5th @ 5pm PST for . Get your proposals in soon:

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  18. Retweeted
    6 Apr 2017

    StratCom is now citing Breitbart. On nuclear weapons, at that.

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  19. Retweeted
    31 Mar 2017

    A good write-up of what I've been doing at work for the last year or two (time is strange)

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  20. Retweeted
    28 Mar 2017

    nerd: i'm a transhumanist and we are going to merge with AGI in a way we never thought possible also nerd: poverty is literally unsolvable

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