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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 2
    Replying to

    Ah, yes. The North American Fiber Seeking Backhoe

    5 replies 170 retweets 284 likes
  2. Retweeted
    May 24

    When it skulks on a reef And has two sets of teeth ... That's a moray.

    470 replies 14,895 retweets 36,821 likes
  3. Retweeted
    May 8

    Guns n Roses has really toned it down.

    214 replies 22,942 retweets 55,486 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Apr 10

    HOW TO RAISE CHILDREN 1. find some children 2. raise them above your head 3. haha ok put them down and run

    4 replies 56 retweets 121 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jan 25
    Replying to

    if a hacker is in your computer, unplug the ethernet cable to trap them inside and take it to police

    9 replies 241 retweets 574 likes
  6. Mar 10

    Finding out that a phishing test was performed in the middle of your Office365 migration isn't the best way to start the day.

  7. Retweeted
    Feb 28

    Which one of you is responsible for this? :)

    7 replies 122 retweets 203 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Feb 27

    Its always comforting when you say good morning to your coworkers by name and you can tell they clearly don’t know yours.

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  9. Retweeted
    Feb 20

    Looks like the inside of my grand dads colostomy bag

    Hey Gordon. How about giving my cheese egg mayo toast a spot on your restaurant menu.
    347 replies 17,040 retweets 36,242 likes
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    Jan 26

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  11. Jan 13

    Loving the dry roads in Logan county...

    1 retweet
  12. 17 Dec 2016

    Are those quakes I've felt?

  13. Retweeted
    3 Dec 2016

    I dont wanna go to work tomorrow Or the next day Or the day after that

    2 replies 2 retweets 12 likes
  14. Retweeted
    30 Nov 2016

    Truth bomb 💣💥👌

    75 replies 2,085 retweets 2,103 likes
  15. Retweeted
    16 Nov 2016

    They say font design is a thankless, hard job. I disagree, I say it's character building.

    50 replies 1,096 retweets 1,882 likes
  16. Retweeted
    21 Nov 2016

    At least he backed in and left plenty of room on both sides.

    Good morning!
    1 retweet 1 like
  17. Retweeted
    17 Nov 2016

    Standing desk hack level 9000.

    27 replies 3,443 retweets 5,369 likes
  18. 16 Nov 2016

    Witchcraft!

    1 like
  19. 16 Nov 2016

    MSSQL for Linux? It must be Opposite Day :)

    1 like
  20. 9 Nov 2016

    Well looks like a better time than ever to look up laws... :)

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