Philipp Leitner

@xLeitix

Associate Prof. @ Chalmers. Lead ICEr . My research is on performance engineering, especially for service- and cloud-based systems.

Gothenburg, Sweden
philippleitner.net
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2008.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    12. stu 2019.

    Thrilled to announce that with Oct. 1st I have been promoted to Associate Professor of Software Engineering at . Many thanks to for the opportunity, to my colleagues at , and to my students at for doing all the actual work!

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  2. prije 7 sati

    I call it “parlamentary programming”.

    62% of the tests passed, ship it
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  3. 5. velj

    My Data Management course has reached the annual phase where I discover that some Mac OS update in the previous year has broken my installation of brew and MongoDB.

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  4. 5. velj

    I think I noticed for the first time that these are not the same words.

    At the start of getting involved in Scala/my PhD, I thought "deprecated" was "depreciated" (bc I never read the word carefully?) I learned my error when I proudly proclaimed to & that some-random-thing was DEPRECIATED Both fell over laughing😂
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  5. 5. velj

    Question: what’s the best library / service to generate bubble plots, for instance for an SLR / MLR (see example below)? Bonus points of the library gives you many customization options.

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    5. velj

    Happy to announce that joins our research group as assistant professor! He is starting this week :-)

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    3. velj

    Thrilled to announce that our TSE paper, "What's wrong with my benchmark results?", has been accepted for presentation at journal-first track! Work done in collaboration with , , and Artur Andrzejak.

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    3. velj

    We are studying how developers perceive bots in software development. Please, fill out this survey and retweet so we can reach as many people as possible.💪😃

    We are studying how developers see bots in software development! Please do us a favor, fill out the survey, and retweet!
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  9. 2. velj

    . is proliferating! Alles Gute zum Start!

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    31. sij

    My student Denis wrote a formal semantics for the French tax code, complete with Coq proof of soundness and SMT queries to uncover unfair tax hikes. PL for fiscal justice!

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  11. 31. sij

    Now I desperately want to make this a thing at work.

    every time an exec asks "who has the D?" the world around me fades to black while I struggle to keep my laughter inside my head. please don't use this phrase
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  12. 31. sij

    I lol’ed :)

    Müssen Lehrer auch zum PISA-Test antreten?
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  13. 31. sij

    And while you are already in the right mindset, consider contributing also to ’s study :)

    Hi, I'm studying how project maintainers perceive the effects of code review bot adoption on pull requests. It takes no more than 10 minutes. It’s voluntary and confidential, with no commercial objective! Thanks!
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  14. 31. sij

    We are studying how developers see bots in software development! Please do us a favor, fill out the survey, and retweet!

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    30. sij

    So are we admitting that Service Oriented Architecture was always what we wanted, and microservices was a weird over-correction for both lack of discipline and horrific developer->production pipeline design? Or too soon?

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    29. sij

    I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Child to Work Day. As we were walking around, she starting crying & getting very cranky, so I asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed, 'Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?' 🤣

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  17. 30. sij

    You know that you are braindead when you start writing a project progress report and it takes you 30 minutes and three paragraphs of text to discover that you are describing the wrong project.

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    29. sij

    My wife and I never talk baby talk to our kid. We enforce academic seminar norms and jargon. My child isn’t even 2 yet and can interrupt presenters on the first slide. Adults at family gatherings are shocked when my child asks a question that turns out to be more of a comment.

    My wife and I never baby talk to our kids. We use full sentences and a wide vocabulary including complex words. My son is 3 and can carry a full conversation. Adults at family gatherings are shocked at his social aptitude. My daughter isn’t even 2 and she uses 4-syllable words.
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    28. sij

    Dear job applicant, Please send us a cover letter that no one will read. Please also send a teaching philosophy that no one will read. These documents are required, although the final decision will be made on the basis of your publications.

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    28. sij

    Check out JSS's “In Practice” track, which accepts research contributions originating from practitioners.

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  21. 28. sij

    Imagine being the person who takes time out of their day to make this call.

    Just had a job ring me and tell me that they want to offer me 25k lower than my current salary because they can train me and my current salary is quite alot for my age so this would be more aligned
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