@xAndy

@xAndy

I've begun my voyage in a paper boat without a bottom; I will fly to the moon in it.

Glorious Arstotzka
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    6 Aug 2015

    very cool: AddressSanitizer has colored error messages&memory view

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  2. Retweeted
    May 3

    is sysvinit better, or is systemd better? become enlightened. the right answer is that neither is good, because they make the computer turn on. the best init system is no init system. Let the computer stay off.

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    Apr 28

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    Apr 28

    when ppl post code snippets as obviously stupid and dangerously vulnerable and you don’t see the bug bc that’s how you would’ve done it too >>>

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  5. Retweeted
    16 Feb 2017
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    This is from a 1979 presentation. We are v slow learners, it seems.

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  6. Retweeted
    Apr 20

    exploitable compiler bug!!

    [New Blog Post] Analysis of Chromium issue 1196683, 1195777
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    Apr 16

    my goal of legitimatizing the acronym "LMAO" - logging, monitoring, alerting, observability - at work, is gaining traction

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    Apr 16

    - User submits a mysterious clipboard issue - patiently digs into system locales, encoding conversions, line-endings etc., fails to repro but somehow finds a fix involving line-endings format. - Someones shows up with an answer *ouch*

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    Apr 14

    plato clutching his chest and crying and throwing up rn

    When tiktok convinces you to buy a projector and create faux windows in your bedroom.
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  10. Retweeted
    25 Dec 2020

    In my quest to write a fast IPv4+6 parser, I have written a slow-but-I-think-correct parser, to use as a base of comparison. In doing so, I have discovered more cursed IP address representations that I was previously unaware of. A thread!

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    Apr 9

    code review: please don't use goto me: ok

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    Apr 8

    Das Kraxlkollektiv braucht Material für den Bau einer Boulderwand beim Sugar Mountain. Wenn ihr was habt oder wisst, meldet euch bei info@kraxlkollektiv.de oder hier per DM! Bitte RT !

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  13. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    You know something's really bad when even The Simpsons couldn't predict it.

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  14. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    521 more weeks and the crew of Ever Given will be officially naturalised as Egyptian citizens. Yay! 🙂👍

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    Mar 28

    : "Meine Umfragewerte sind im Keller!" : "Sie werden im Mai steigen. Spätestens im Juni"

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    Mar 28

    Surprise GPU SAT solver for Pytorch? Hohoho

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    Mar 28

    A spaceship landed, and an alien emerged. "Greetings, Earthlings, we come in peace. Take us to-" "Do you have a tractor beam?" "-your... Pardon?" "A tractor beam. Or some other way of lifting something huge and heavy?" "Of course, but-" "Do you know where the Suez channel is?"

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  18. Retweeted
    Mar 24

    Ever found malware by seeing something weird in a network capture? First time for me: . This is what I have been busy doing the last few weeks. Enjoy!

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    Mar 25

    Someone just delivered me a memo from the boss.

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  20. Retweeted
    Mar 25

    Why isn't there a livestream of the ship stuck in the Suez Canal? I feel that would be very relaxing to watch and make me feel a lot better about my own problems.

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