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As per new CDC guidelines on the Silicon shortage, chip manufacturers are suspending all pre-shipment yield testing until further notice.
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Buying a new PC this Christmas? Don't forget this essential gaming accessory! Now sold separately.
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Earth's '21.5 patch notes are just "bug fixes and performance improvements"
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There's no silicon shortage for 14nm Intel CPUs. We have six billion of these puppies in a warehouse. Please buy them.
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Wow! You'll never believe how many mid size bodies of water Intel squeezed out of some old rocks!
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Intel 14nm predates this 6-year-old Twitter account, and they still haven't shipped a 10nm desktop class SKU. Broadwell SKUs start ~September 2014 as a 14nm die shrink of Haswell. I count 14+ shipped "Lake" SKUs since then (from Skylake to Jasper). Rocket will be ~15th Lake?
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Join The Pipeline today and be entered in the 1M cache giveaway! Share your Stories with high yield on the first semi-social network with a 384-bit direct message bus, brand prediction, and 3-way image superscalar. Remember, it's what's Inside that counts.
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According to my market research, now I can just reuse all the jokes from last year.
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He's making a list. He's checking it twice. He's introducing a time of check, time of use bug. Don't accept Santa's kernel PR.
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Update: Santa has been fired. You know what you did.
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No santa was ever fired for putting Intel under the tree.
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Santa, that's not what I meant!
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Me: *whispers in Santa’s ear*
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Santa: I don’t know what a “high yield 5nm lithography process” is, but I’ll see what the elves can do
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Instruction Set Computing
![excerpt from an x86 book: "A word of advice [...] as you read about the 80x86 instruction set, you will discover that..."
highlighted portion: "80x86 instructions are not very complex"](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElPAR0PXIAALNce?format=png&name=small)
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GR - Gender Reveal
GRICB - Gender Reveal If Colorblind
GRWF - Gender Reveal Without Fire
GVT - Gender Visibility Toggle
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Who overclocked 2020? It was already bad enough before the fire. This is clearly NOT a stable overclock. You should have paid the extra for a 2020K
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