wwwtxt (1980-94)

I live alone, I never have guests, and I don't have palm trees growing out of the carpets. 93NOV

A big guy with a ponytail appears—he's wearing a black t-shirt and jeans. He waves, smiles, and continues to pound on his keyboard. 90NOV

Just for fun, save a copy of your posts so that someday you can look back and remember how immature you were in 1992. 92MAY

I AM WRITING THIS IN ALL UPPERCASE BECAUSE I HAVE A SLIGHT VISION IMPAIRMENT. 92JAN

Something else that you might want to know is that I'm a so-called PARTY FREAK. 92MAR

I think that a lot of huge GIFs on a page is not appropriate for the Net at this time. 94DEC

The web won't be seen as a revolutionary tool until a massive commercial infrastructure and zombie populous is fully jacked in. 94APR

Give the World Wide Web a try. 92OCT

I want to be in contact with the Internet constantly. 91AUG

I have a personal friend who is trying to mutate into a frog. 92JUN

Depeche Mode is going to be on America Online on Sept 20th in the CyberSpace Auditorium. For more call 1-800-827-6364. See you there. 93SEP

The NSA are very good at what they do, which is essentially reading other people's mail. 90MAY

Let's avoid turning the Internet into a billboard for companies to advertise. 93NOV

Hey, this may be a bit sacrilegious but have any of you Snapple fans tried Fruitopia? 94NOV

After a while, I became more and more comfortable getting along with people on the electronic level. 87DEC

I just bought a flatbed scanner and, finding a TV/VCR handy, placed the TV face down on the scanner to acquire a freeze-framed image. 93MAY

We are hard-pressed to find a better explanation for the success of Windows 3.1 than the free copy of solitaire bundled with the OS. 93DEC

You buy your teenager a computer and modem. Sometime later you find your lawn littered with beer bottles and dug up with tire marks. 92MAR