President Trump

@Writeintrump

A Parody Account of the Myth, the Man, the Legend that is Donald Trump

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Joined March 2012
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 17

    Barron fell asleep in bed with me and Melania. I want to make him go to his own bed but I'm afraid I'll be accused of separating another immigrant from her child!

    15 replies 75 retweets 236 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    Oct 16
    Replying to and

    Now shes babbling nonsense and feeding cats. Figures.I dont have to sit here for 5 hours theres something called notifications. This is a waste of time, she got fooled by a parody account and now shes attacking people personally

    3 replies 2 retweets 9 likes
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  3. Oct 16

    Roseanne deserved to be killed off because no one should bully others and make offensive tweets!

    1 reply 10 retweets 38 likes
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  4. Oct 16

    Always be careful letting a Horseface go down on you because they might confuse it for a carrot and then you're really in trouble!

    7 replies 10 retweets 58 likes
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  5. Oct 16

    Stormy Daniels knows she has a Horseface. Why else would she let me use a riding whip on her?!

    4 replies 13 retweets 24 likes
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  6. Oct 16

    I would call Elizabeth Warren Horseface but I've never seen a horse that ugly!

    4 replies 16 retweets 53 likes
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  7. Oct 16

    And for the record Abraham Lincoln and FDR always called their former porn star mistresses so don't act like I'm the first President of the United States to do so!

    1 reply 21 retweets 46 likes
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  8. Oct 16

    And for the record I did use protection with Horseface Stormy Daniels. It was called a NDA but like a condom it clearly doesn't work every time!

    2 replies 10 retweets 28 likes
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  9. Oct 16

    I shouldn't have called Stormy Daniels Horseface. That was very disrespectful to horses who have the dignity not to get paid to have sex on camera!

    5 replies 27 retweets 81 likes
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  10. Oct 16

    I knew Elizabeth Warren was after I sent her a smallpox infested blanket and she survived!

    4 replies 21 retweets 43 likes
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  11. Oct 16

    Does anyone have any tips on how to trick Don Lemon into going to a Saudia embasssy?

    1 reply 31 retweets 35 likes
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  12. Oct 5

    Susan Collins speech is way too long. Where's Brett Kavanaugh to put his hand over a woman's mouth when you need him?!

    30 replies 40 retweets 141 likes
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  13. Oct 3

    My next will be using a dog whistle so that only Crooked Hillary and Nancy Pelosi can hear it!

    7 replies 72 retweets 212 likes
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  14. Oct 2

    Wow. The New York Times revealed my Dad Fred Trump was really rich! With investigative reporting like that it's a shocker that they're going out of business!

    6 replies 34 retweets 81 likes
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  15. Retweeted
    Sep 10
    Replying to

    I don’t think this is President Trump. I think this is an impostor!

    14 replies 4 retweets 15 likes
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  16. Sep 10

    Don't worry America, if I weathered Stormy Daniels I can handle !

    10 replies 33 retweets 83 likes
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  17. Sep 8

    President Obama is in Anaheim. The only question is will Disneyland hire him to play Goofy or Dopey!

    12 replies 41 retweets 98 likes
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  18. Sep 7

    I couldn't hear President Obama's inspiring speech in Illinois today because the gun violence in Chicago was too loud!

    13 replies 81 retweets 177 likes
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  19. Sep 6

    I will miss Alex Jones on Twitter. He reminded me of what would happen if Glenn Beck became addicted to bath salts!

    3 replies 18 retweets 74 likes
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  20. Aug 26

    Even if I was invited to John McCain's funeral I wouldn't be able to attend because I made plans to go to my new friend Zack's 6th birthday party. They're having cake and balloon animals!

    11 replies 47 retweets 134 likes
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  21. Aug 23

    I should have known a guy named David Pecker would end up acting like a dick!

    4 replies 16 retweets 58 likes
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