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Jonathan Ross
@wossy
I also post self-indulgent moments from my life on Instagram, where I am .
LondonJoined November 2008

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Three things made me extra happy this week. 1. The England Women’s win against Germany. Joyous fun. 2. Davide and Ekin Su winning Love Island. Partially restored my faith in the democratic process. 3. Jorda Peele’s latest, #NopeMovie. Another instant classic froth is Master.
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Can’t wait!!
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Don't Miss: The Sandman, Netflix's adaptation of Neil Gaiman's comics newscientist.com/article/mg2553
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And all the lights in the room went out. Boom. We were in the dark. Then our friend said “That was weird” and they all came back on. It’s a thin premise for the next movie but it’s all I have.
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While she was telling a friend about the experience, she got to the part of the story where Lorraine said she had heard a demonic voice saying “ Don’t touch the doll”…
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So my wife many years ago interviewed Lorraine Warren, one half of the supernatural investigating team they based the Conjuring films on. Remember Annabel the ‘possessed’ doll?
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Does anyone still use the phrase “Up Jacks arse and round the corner”? Asking for a friend.
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Isn’t this beautiful?
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This is a visualization of the first 1,000 digits of Pi shown as links between successive digits. The 10 segments around the circle represent digits 0 through 9. The curves in the center connect a pair of segments associated with adjacent digits in Pi. 🎨: Martin Krzywinski
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It’s been 1 wk since our 1-yr-old cream Burmese cat Lenny went missing in NW London. Apparently cats get found after wks so there's still hope. I'd love u to spread this as wide as pos + hope someone sees him. Cloud hanging over Brodkin fam house atm ☹️ Thank you!🤞#HelpFindLenny
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Since I went vegan,and also wanted to lose weight, I’ve drunk #Huel. I mentioned it a couple of times in passing. Then today I received this freebie. Thank you Huel for the lovely and completely unnecessary gift. BTW, If you’d like to fill the fridge I won’t complain… #gifted
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Only wore it once on the show so virtually brand new!!
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#TheMaskedSinger final is tomorrow and man who makes me smile @wossy has donated one fab brilliantly bright orange jacket worn on one of the shows - to mythingsandothers.com #charity #Auction please join us on #valentines day #Online bit.ly/susangeorgeauc ❤️
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The rainforest has arrived at Piccadilly Circus! It’s the Green Planet AR Experience, and Joel and I got to test the new #5GEE network experience with a virtual Sir David Attenborough ! Rather brilliant.
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Big reveal -Jonathan Ross is going to judge our mask-making competition! Free entry – send a photo to community@adoptionuk.org.uk by 6pm tomorrow for the chance to win Masked Singer goodies & a gold star from himself! Competition not open to AUK staff - sorry!
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David really knows what he’s talking about.
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Absolutely superb description of anti-Semitism on the left and right from David Baddiel - and before breakfast, too. Impressive. twitter.com/GMB/status/148…
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