Amy Worley

@worleygirl

GIF Librarian. DVR Hygienist. Luggage Editor. Soccer Aficionado.

Kansas City, MO
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Joined March 2007
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  1. 3 hours ago

    When (and why) did books become more expensive than paperbacks? Like, more than 50% more. Makes no sense.

    3 replies 5 likes
  2. 5 hours ago

    For those who turned on post-election, I present: A Statistical Analysis of the Work of Bob Ross

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  3. 7 hours ago

    My weekend: 35% eating while watching Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath and 55% eating while watching Billy on the Street.

    1 reply 2 likes
  4. Jan 15

    Give me one good reason why I shouldn't watch Billy on the Street all day?

    1 reply 2 likes
  5. Jan 14

    Reading up on Great Depression tax policies and here's where my eyes bugged out

    253 replies 4,512 retweets 5,516 likes
  6. Jan 14

    Later when Trump tweets that tonight's was terrible, it will be the first time we've agreed on anything.

    1 reply 2 likes
  7. Jan 14

    If I had to venture a guess, I'd say I burned 6 or 7 calories today.

    2 replies 16 likes
  8. Jan 14

    Hell of a subtweet from the old master.

    he’s a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality
    24 replies 1,170 retweets 2,189 likes
  9. Jan 13

    It’s happening, people. Just got home and could ice skate on my driveway. Be careful out there!

    1 reply 5 likes
  10. Jan 13

    Just accidentally had a reuben AND hot wings AND chili cheese fries for dinner.

    2 replies 8 likes
  11. Jan 13

    Trump literally has an entire stack of Time Person of the Year Trump magazines on his desk (h/t to for noticing).

    111 replies 705 retweets 1,005 likes
  12. Jan 8

    Instagram: My life is a party. Snapchat: My life is a quirky tv show Facebook: My life turned out great! Twitter: We're all going to die.

    385 replies 57,750 retweets 139,619 likes
  13. Jan 9

    ., sometimes you are really weird.

    2 likes
  14. Jan 8

    I don't have a clever caption for this I just love it.

    37 replies 2,413 retweets 8,155 likes
  15. Jan 8

    The portion of that Meryl Streep speech that stunned and silenced the Golden Globes.

    1,109 replies 64,500 retweets 115,006 likes
  16. Jan 8

    ???

    1 reply
  17. Jan 7

    . should have a filter for "has a pokestop."

    2 replies 3 likes
  18. Jan 6

    Is there a word for watching a movie that you previously saw while in a lightly medicated half-stupor during an overseas flight?

    4 replies 1 like
  19. Jan 6

    Wearing pants under my pants.

    2 likes
  20. Jan 5

    Options: 1) This weather changes 2) I do laundry every night 3) I buy more black turtlenecks

    1 like

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