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Mutant Transsexual Dog Furry. Known Troublemaker/Poet. The Bisexual Chofetz Chaim. ✡☭ ze/hir or they/them: .

Occupied Lenapehoking
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2016.

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    I have two chapbooks of poetry out, both about cults (though in different ways). They are available as free PDFs at & You can get print copies and exclusive poems by signing up for my Patreon at

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    America needs to invade America to give it democracy.

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    I managed to get on the DNC app and it's not looking good

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    Day one you said "ok coin toss again if Bernie's around", what did you do for the rest of the time after that, jerk off to jk Rowling tweets?

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    It's a sign of how crazy the news cycle is right now that the United States three days ago barred immigration from the largest economy in Africa--a quarter of the continent's population is now barred from the US--and almost nobody is talking about it.

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    look all I'm saying is Venezuelan election observers at every caucus and polling place would do a lot to help prevent this kind of shenanigans

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    Just got off the phone with President Xi. Happy to announce he’s backing my declaration as interim US President in the midst of ongoing election irregularities. My 1st act will be the immediate dissolution of the US government and establishment of the American Congress of Soviets

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    Due to these rampant election problems, as a concerned American citizen I ask that President Xi please step in and install an interim government with fresh elections at a future date

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    All the corporate media outlets are preparing their headlines. If it's Biden or Warren, "Iowa Is Hugely Signficant!" If it's Sanders, "Ya Know, In Some Part of the Multiverse, Iowa Maybe Isn't Even a State???"

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    Would help if Democrats were actually all progressive leftists and not 90% middle-right candidates United to stop Bernie, who is clearly the majority vote 💁‍♀️

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    Bolivia had a coup for less sketchy results.

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    we allowed bolivia to be taken over by right wing christian fascists for less than what's going on in iowa

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    OH HEY WAIT CHECK THAT TIMESTAMP I CALLED IT, HUH?

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    if this were any other country the CIA would have already paid a military official to execute me for meddling in the election

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    logging off because try as i might i am incapable of psychically influencing caucus results. y'all have a good night

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  16. this whole thread really demonstrates how nonsensical "american democracy" is and how the results really don't at all reflect what the people want. Buttigieg gets the same amount of delegates as sanders despite getting less than half the vote. Results via twitter

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    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords doesn't look so bad now

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    prije 6 sati

    Vote for Bernie, but after that, immediately after that, set a cop car on fire

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    'the lubavitcher rebbe supported the use of solar energy' sounds like a generated shitpost and yet it is true.

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    In recent weeks, incarcerated people at a maximum security state prison in Massachusetts have alleged that the "tactical response teams" that have been in the prison for the past few weeks have committed human rights abuses amounting to torture.

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    Mods are asleep post smooth food

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