Rebecca Woodhead

My début novel is out! Read the first 3 chapters - free - here: http://penpals.withrebecca.com - Please RT!! #wordnerd

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Word nerd! @wordnerdarmy scored 807 in The Times #WordNerd test. 10th out of 36678

colloquial words. Tweeting (birds). Conversing pumpkin split in thirds. Familiar, friendly Gabby (mule). Garrulous, gossipy, informal (fool)

@Eglentyne :) Boo hoo for the drunken canoe!

report of a rumble, rumor you saw, saying, scuttlebutt, speech, talk, and more. Tidings, utterance, gossip galore.

Drunken canoe. What did you do? Badness. Sadness. No yummies for you.

Tortoiseshell and balsa wood. Says she wouldn't, but she would. Malleable smithereens. Amiable sprouts and greens. Fickle friends. Beans.

@LexxClarke This is like a secret #wordnerdarmy stealth mission. We're the only ones who know. :)

@Eglentyne Jolly good. Spiffing in fact.

Random spandexed billious judge, dines on fudge. Begrudges, nudges, trudges, sighs. Rubs his thighs. Looks in spoon at halibut eyes.

@LexxClarke It's total nonsense, of course - which is what I endeavour to prove - but nobody should take the name 'Word Nerd' in vain!!

@LexxClarke Good point! Am in 9th place on The Times' vacuous Word Nerd nonsense. Thought I should try to win it to regain hashtag. No?

@LexxClarke You joining in too now? :) Rhyming time is sure to please. Stare at your knees, chuckle and sneeze.

luncheonette lumpenproletariat shearling, underlayers memorialis, mahlerian, carbuncle tricksy, zillions, sporran, calvados

abacinate abactor abaculus abamphere abask gabardine Gabelle gadroon galatic, gallimaufry, gallinaceous, gallionic, galatea, galeanthropy

galvanometer gametogenesis gamogenesis gastroenterology galericulate galimatias gallimaufry gallinaceous gallionic galatea

If anyone's reading this, I hope you're giggling at my riddling.

fatuous fiend on shingles indeed. Ranting at cantering fleas. Maggoty cankers on trees. Riddling piddling pumpkin and peas, and cheese.

ratchet hatchet axe hammer screw. Drape scrape think act do. Filibuster bannister phoenix in a cannister Manx ranks carroty flanks.