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    Tom Hatfield‏ @WordMercenary 16 Jan 2017

    Since Rob Schneider said something dumb now is a good time to remember when Roger Ebert hit him with the greatest critical put down everpic.twitter.com/ejlosAcBRb

    11:47 AM - 16 Jan 2017
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    253 replies 9,375 retweets 24,580 likes
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      2. Tom Hatfield‏ @WordMercenary 16 Jan 2017
        Replying to @WordMercenary

        Tbh the only reason I've ever wanted to win any award is on the off chance it'd let me deliver that line.

        2 replies 17 retweets 258 likes
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      1. Michael Coleman‏ @mingus_coleman 16 Jan 2017
        Replying to @WordMercenary

        @charles_gaba man what could you ever say to that. Jesus.

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      2. Joel Wasserman‏ @joelw_762 16 Jan 2017
        Replying to @WordMercenary

        Rated PG-13.pic.twitter.com/rjTu8aE16g

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      3. Jennifer‏ @jho35 16 Jan 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/oWUiZbvl1R

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      1. r.‏ @gettinmelt 16 Jan 2017
        Replying to @WordMercenary @bradcandoit

        Ebert was wrong about Schneider... when he said he wasn't a bad person. Rob Schneider is anti-vaccine and therefore a bad person by default

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      2. Yolanda Enoch‏ @YolandaEnoch 16 Jan 2017
        Replying to @WordMercenary

        fav line: Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks. 😂😂

        3 replies 10 retweets 134 likes
      3. LeMonHeaD‏ @Lemon_headd 16 Jan 2017
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        lol

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      1. Patrick Goldstein‏ @patrickbigpix 16 Jan 2017
        Replying to @WordMercenary

        Every time I saw Roger at Toronto Film Fest I'd tell him 'If u were still drinking what drink would I be buying u this year!'

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