wonk_arama

@wonk_arama

I am not confused. I am deeply committed to a number of mutually exclusive positions on a wide range of topics. All my opinions are meh. 'Irritable and wordy'.

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Joined January 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Nov 2016

    My brain is a committee; 3 are playing on their phones, one is arguing with a plastic plant & the rest have gone off in search of biscuits.

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  2. 14 hours ago

    If you’re not able to pass judgement on someone you see as both inferior and morally bereft .... I mean what is the point of being a culture warrior?

    Conservative men's fixation on the "sins" of women and LGBT people reveals a dark truth about the right and why Mike Pence is proud to enable Trump: They’re fierce defenders of their right to force their beliefs on their enemies, and only their enemies.
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  3. 14 hours ago

    Oh I know this one .... is it ‘One of these statements is not the same as the other one’?

    2:04
    H.R. McMaster slammed Trump’s Russia policy in his departure speech as NSA, saying, "We have failed to impose sufficient costs." WH Press Sec. Sarah Huckabee Sanders claimed McMaster echoed the President's message, "No one has been tougher on Russia than this president."
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  4. 14 hours ago

    What will be the Chairman’s proposed business model be next year; no games?

    Peever's bright idea for cricket last year was to have no players. This year it's to have no money.
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  5. 14 hours ago

    Sadly, I don’t think he means ‘tap the screen and out pops a bag of Cadbury Eggs ..... more’s the pity.

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  6. Apr 3

    Well played to

    AB de Villiers, Morne Morkel, and Faf du Plessis celebrate their 3-1 win with family on the Wanderers pitch.
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  7. Retweeted
    Apr 2

    This is the best fucking thread of this entire fucking year

    Hello Twitter. Here is a story about George Villiers (later Duke of Buckingham, famous for being James I boyfriend) and Charles (later Charles I, famous for being beheaded) going on a Super Secret Mission To Spain. This story is not an April Fool, Though it could be.
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  8. Apr 2

    This Tuesday has far too much Monday in it for my liking. Do Mondays get do-overs? Who agreed to this? I demand an Inquiry.

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  9. Apr 2

    Sth Africa to bat till next week.

    Proteas team update: Rabada is struggling with a stiff lower back, Morkel still with the side strain sustained yesterday, Philander has a strapped groin. All are being managed throughout the match.
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  10. Mar 31

    Good people. Nicely done.

    Watch this and you will love humans (and bears)
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  11. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    Sometimes you want to wear a hoodie and yoga pants Sometimes you want to get made up and wear a pretty dress Sometimes you want to sing on a rock and lure sailors to a watery grave I’m just saying they’re all valid expressions

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  12. Mar 30

    Resurrection role play.

    Saying you need a pair for religious reasons then turning up anyway was simply an homage to the resurrection.
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  13. Mar 29

    Oh my gosh is that the time .... *exits stage left*

    Saddle up, bitches - it’s almost time !!!
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  14. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    Hey, fellow dudes. If you know someone in your circles who you have to warn people about, or make excuses for, they shouldn't be in your circles anymore.

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  15. Mar 29

    There’s something really wrong with your wallaby.

    0:15
    reminder that saltwater can cause your dog’s electronics to malfunction.
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  16. Mar 29

    2nd? Clearly someone hasn’t read the relevant section in their copy of the Australian Constitution.

    Another cliche that has to die: "the Australian cricket captain holds the second-most important job behind the Prime Minister"
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  17. Mar 29

    Yes just ask

    He's the most important, up there on the cross with Jesus
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  18. Mar 29

    This is s bit of a stretch even for Jones; I hope he hasn’t put his back out here.

    Today is Good Friday- the brilliant young Australian captain who has made a mistake and is being abandoned by those who profited most from his talent, Cricket Australia and some in the gutless corporate world- Steven Smith is proof that crucifixion exists.
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  19. Mar 26

    Wowsers the entitlement is strong with this one.

    "Fuck you. I will destroy your business."
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  20. Retweeted
    Mar 26

    Posted yesterday by David Bowie's widow, Iman Abdulmajid

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  21. Mar 26

    So you don’t want childcare workers to be qualified, to take care of our kids? How odd. Any other requirement you think is unnecessary, working with children checks perhaps?

    You gotta admire 's chutzpah: 2012 - Lobby govt for a requirement that childcare workers be 'qualified early childhood educators'. 2018 - Demand a pay rise on the basis that childcare workers are 'qualified early childhood educators'.
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