when you think your grandpa ignored your text and then he comes back with this >>>
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Supporting and local -style with a breakfast pizza from #FlourishFoodTruck and drinks from #MakersCoffee and #OddColonyBrewing
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Slice’s mission is keep local thriving.
But we don’t just support the local economy through indie pizza shops, we also support local democracy! So proud of our partnership with 🍕🗳
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really puts all these other delivery companies to shame. Legit the only reasonably priced app out there.
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regular reminder that in the US, it takes several BUSINESS DAYS to send money from one bank account to another for free. even if you've verified that both bank accounts are yours and explicitly linked them.
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I cannot comprehend how there is even one soul-less scumbag in this entire country who would look at that spineless sack of shit and think “yep, that’s the guy I want leading the Free World.” I’d sooner vote for a literal garbage bag of dog turds. Who are these people?
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American banking and budgeting apps are so drastically far behind , it’s insane.
I don’t even need anything fancy. Just tell me my current balance, where it was spent, and ideally categorize it for me.
Thank you.
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The Lazarus family are amongst the best people you will ever meet. I don't know a single person Jonny can't make smile or laugh within 30 seconds. Please contribute or share if you can ❤️
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First things first, my family and I are okay and staying positive!
We were involved in a house fire last night and we were able to salvage a little, but don’t have much left.
Im not really comfortable posting this, but anything will help right now
gofund.me/0f703c89
gofund.me/0f703c891
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took me far too long to realize that "OOI" means "out of interest" .. genuinely thought my almost-entirely-British team were just yelling "OOI!" to get attention before asking questions, which is equally the most British and the least British way to get attention.
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1/Congrats to the entire team on this milestone after a difficult 2020 - Raised $500M at $4.5B valuation and on an amazing trajectory
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its that time of the year again, don’t forget to hang your missile toads
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Omd Monzo just got better
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Get paid, the easy way. We’ve taken every part of getting paid and put it in your account.
Here's how it all works 🧵
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For the data fans, here's a graph of how 1p Monzo transactions spiked in the last 24 hours 📈
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Stats! We need stats!
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me, age 7: I want to be an adult so I can eat as many pickles as I want
me, age 30, eating pickles: haha hell yeah
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It's amazing what can happen in just one day at Monzo!
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Once a month, teams across Monzo get together for a day to work on small fixes and delightful features. It's called a Polish Party 
Here are some highlights from July 
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Exciting personal news!
and I hung out and got takeout 🥡 last night and ended up with a whole website 👩💻 to turn any text into a rupi-kaur-style poem, please enjoy it as much as we have:
rupify.fun
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Notion is easy to use
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Toad said, 'Frog, you are looking quite green.'
'But I always look green,' said Frog. 'I am a frog.'
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Wise + = #Wizo = the dream team making international transfers better (together) since 2018.
But now, even smoother. 😎
Check out what's new: wi.se/wisemonzo
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TOAD WILL NOW DANCE, AND HE WILL BE WONDERFUL.
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Azerbaijana Grande. That is all. #Eurovision
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Did you know that it’s actually possible for you to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”
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'Frog, why do you keep looking out the window?' asked Toad.
'Because I am waiting for the mail,' said Frog.
'But there will not be any,' said Toad.
'Oh yes there will,' said Frog, 'because I have sent you a letter.'
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And this is why I believe in Monzo. What Venmo offers is a small fraction of what Monzo does. twitter.com/_ram_/status/1
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You can now send a payment reminder to someone you split a bill with on
a great, quick read by explaining the thought that went into this seemingly small, but highly requested, feature.
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I think this regularly and often.
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I don’t think frogs should’ve been one of the ten plagues. I think they’re nice
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ok ok hear me out..
salted caramel is to britishes
as peanut butter is to americans.
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while obviously better than the alternative, it's telling how relieved everyone is that there was actually a guilty verdict for a murder it takes about 90 seconds to find an HD video of
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My brother out here asking the real fifth question. Maybe he is the wise child after all...
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Why did the Jews make matza hard and dry instead of like a delicious tortilla? Coulda been out in the desert dining on tasty soft tacos but instead we got this bland ass bread.
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