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Viveth K
@Wiweth
Comedian, cheese enthusiast, I'm your ghost writer's ghost writer
Joined January 2013
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If you quit smoking today and saved up all the money you'd be spending on cigarettes for a year, just think of how many cigarettes you can bulk buy at the end of the year.
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Your bathroom says a lot on a first date. If you use 3 ply, We are simply different animals. But girl, when I saw that Tushy attachment. I knew it was real.
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I'll know I've made it once I've moved to Toronto, dated another comic, broken up publicly and then both performed at a relationship themed show
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Brown privilege is being able to park in spots that say "delivery only" without anyone questioning you
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Bad movie pitches: It's Star Wars but set in pioneer/settler times. Meet your new favorite multi trilogy protagonist, Jebidiah Mindtricks
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Movie pitch: Edward Knucklehead. It's like Edward Scissorhands but instead of scissors for hands, hes an idiot.
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No one: Me: Like the cache of cream cheese in the center of my bagel, you're everything I thought I wanted, yet so surprisingly unpleasant.
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Tobey Mcguire's Spiderman of yesteryear is the equivalent of what Christopher reeves super man was for us. Who was that guy and whys my dad crying.
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