Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
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Replying to @JacobRAdkins @AireAriel and
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass, faster than a fat bitch Who sat down too fast
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Replying to @CabbDeSav @JacobRAdkins and
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!
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Replying to @witherfrommc @CabbDeSav and
Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?) My name is Slim Shady
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Replying to @CabbDeSav @AireAriel and
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high Thanks a lot, next semester I’ll be 35
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Replying to @JacobRAdkins @CabbDeSav and
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, Chased him with a stapler
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Replying to @witherfrommc @JacobRAdkins and
Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Ow!) Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up.
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Replying to @KASINOWAR @CabbDeSav and
And asked the bartender To suck my dick in the tip cup
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Replying to @JacobRAdkins @CabbDeSav and
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a space ship
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While they screamin' at me "Let's just be friends!" Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
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