Holly Green
@winnersusedrugs
Games reporter. As seen on @Polygon, @PasteMagazine @Unwinnable, @gameranx and elsewhere. Also the author of @FryScores: An Unofficial Guide To Video Game Grub.
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Judonarrative dissonance, in which your videogame character kills a lot of people with martial arts despite taking a vow of non-violence
9:31 PM - 2 Jun 2014 · Details113 retweets 202 likes
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Penises are a series of tubes
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Whats great about that is, in forbidding the word on that basis she was imparting more dick knowledge than casual use of the word ever could
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My friend Tara's mom wouldn't let her say "tubular!" as a kid because that's the shape of a penis
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Day 4 of having adult braces: the only solid food I'm getting is dental wax
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Who's worse: giant bell cat, Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung, Azusa, Principal Kuno, or Kodachi?
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I have cake :) root beer cake and lemonade cake
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Don't buy these condoms. Bad! pic.twitter.com/qU2kz1K9Z9
10:47 PM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details537 retweets 2,203 likes -
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Fuck this fucking "holiday" pic.twitter.com/WXi1HBSTwE
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6:39 AM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details1,178 retweets 1,333 likes -
SEATTLE FOLKS: Is that ice cream place open on the pier bc this is the kind of night where I need a cone while walking the waterfront
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This is how the bartender packed my soup to go. I think he hates me. pic.twitter.com/7ki8Bi73DT
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*sings into a hairbrush* NO-BODY CAAARES HOW THAT GAME MADE YOUR DICK FEEL
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I have my father's green eyes and my mother's inability to love a small child.
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How to get a beach body: 1. Sew a bag of sand into your arm 2. Tell everyone you're part beach now.
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On a scale from pizza delivery guy to politician, how valuable would you be in a zombie apocalypse
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