Well clearly the Shire was included in a number of regions under a Travel Ban at the time, restricting access to Mordor for Hobbits.
"Miss Yates, why didn't Sam and Frodo just use the eagles to fly the ring to Mount Doom?" - Ted Cruz.
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I'm not saying Trump is Sauron in this analogy, But Trump is Sauron in this analogy.
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"Miss Yates, why didn't Jack just join Rose on the piece of debris?" - Ted Cruz
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He also gained his post-election 30 lbs. whoaaaa fat teddy bam a lampic.twitter.com/xXjSkahdgN
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I can't support this joke, because I would be crucified if I made the joke about a female politician.
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Fair. But also I hate Ted Cruz.
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Completely justified
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Ted Cruz informs Sally Yates that there are no indigenous life forms on LV-426.pic.twitter.com/CpH2meBUws
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And who was responsible for leaking the Ring to a Hobbit?
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A fucking River! No sorry Playstation Network.
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Who knows! Yes who knows precious! They is wicked! They is loserses. We has Fellbeast One! Wows!pic.twitter.com/cnTLguXLWQ
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And why didn't Captain Janeway just get Q to send Voyager back to Federation Space ?
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He offered to in Death Wish but Janeway had rule in his favour
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