Wil Wheaton
Felicia Day
@wilw pix or it didn't happen
I just pooped about half a pound, and I've only been awake for 45 minutes. I'm getting shit done today!
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@wilw you win all of things - View other replies
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@wilw Did you get a receipt? It’s vitally important that you get a receipt. -
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@wilw (examines) (nods) (reaches for stamp pad) *dpt* *THUMP* We hope you enjoyed your stay in Bethselamin, sir. Have a pleasant trip.
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@wilw please stop shitting on scales. -
@hallublin If you can think of a better, more accurate way to know precisely how much I've shit, I'd like to hear it. - View other replies
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@wilw FINALLY someone will hear the pitch for my Shit-O-Meter (Pat. Pend)! Get ready for the investment opportunity of a lifetime... - View other replies
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@hallublin Sounds like a great product to pitch on Shart Tank. - Show more
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@wilw “Sometimes it’s the thing inside us that disturbs us the most. Like poop. I’m Will Wheaton, and this is Lore.” -
@wilw Damn autocorrect just *loves* your first name. Ugh.https://twitter.com/amahnke/status/688043467621163008 … -
@amahnke Everyone poops, but not everyone knows how much they poop. Some mysteries are best left unsolved. I'm Wil Wheaton, and this is Lore - View other replies
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@cptnrandy@amahnke@wilw [sheds tear] They grow up so fast -
@sabbatical@amahnke@wilw They never call, they never write . . . -
@cptnrandy@sabbatical Just shooting’ the shit, right? -
@amahnke@sabbatical These tweets are beginning to smell funny.
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