mat marKEE like bats on Twitter: "You are at work. There are emails to the North. > answer email Three more appear. > answer emails Twelve more appear.

Stuart Robson ‏@StuRobson 13 Sep 2012

@wilto roll a pair of d10.
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Eileen Webb ‏@webmeadow 13 Sep 2012

@wilto I clicked that favorite star like 6 times because YES.
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tax forms ‏@teeheehee 13 Sep 2012

@wilto > investigate Twitter You spend the next three hours not working. > investigate Reddit The sun has set and your back now hurts.
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Susan Campbell ‏@suzecampbell 13 Sep 2012

@wilto Climb a tree.
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Jordan Harband ‏@ljharb 13 Sep 2012

@wilto You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Favstar.fm 500★'s ‏@Favstar500Favs 13 Sep 2012

@wilto Congrats on your 50★ tweet! http://favstar.fm/t/246268200982036481 …
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davidjwbailey ‏@davidjwbailey 13 Sep 2012

@wilto ha ha ha. I feed unwanted email to the Grue in my desk drawer
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Favstar.fm 1000★'s ‏@favstar1000favs 13 Sep 2012

@wilto Congrats on your 100★ tweet! http://favstar.fm/t/246268200982036481 …
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Ryan MacGillivray ‏@RyanMacG 13 Sep 2012

@wilto @Jury the correct solution is always switch on the out of office and reach for the kerosene and mannequin…best to grow a beard too
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sacha marcucci ‏@sachamarcucci 13 Sep 2012

@wilto @sethclifford that is the worst choose your own adventure ever.
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kevin rutherford ‏@kevinrutherford 13 Sep 2012

@wilto "plover"
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Allegra Hallow's Eve ‏@CapnAllegra 13 Sep 2012

@wilto Get ye flask.
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i3 for IT ‏@i3ForIT 13 Sep 2012

@wilto Move over to #Chatter #SocialCast or #Yammer because email will be soon thing of the past!
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Steven Griggs ‏@spguk 13 Sep 2012

@wilto you missed "Gandalf opens the chest, Gandalf climbs in the chest, Thorin sings about gold."
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Favstar.fm 250★'s ‏@Favstar250 13 Sep 2012

@wilto Congrats on your 250★ tweet! http://favstar.fm/t/246268200982036481 …
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Matt Seigel ‏@m4tt1mus 13 Sep 2012

@wilto @codinghorror ohhh sounds like a sud. Single user dungeon.
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neil de muertos ‏@neilkli 13 Sep 2012

You enter a maze of twisty threads, all alike. @wilto
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Dylan Edwin Hoover ‏@DylanEHoover 13 Sep 2012

@wilto >activate spamguard Spamguard is already active
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Michael Mooney ‏@Michael_Mooney 13 Sep 2012

@wilto You can't win, you can't break even, and you can't quit the game.
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