Mat Marquis

Show Wilto MP is slowly drained while increasing enunciation by 15%. MP refreshing statuses have no effect. Effect ends upon reuse.

Endless motorcycle-tinkering season is here.

A growl echoes down the streets of Cambridge; an ancient terror awakens. The ancient terror stalls, because I forgot to charge its battery.

Alright, yeah, Rick and Morty is good.

Please remove age, gender, ethnicity, location from your personas. None of these things cause behavior/thinking. But they cause assumptions.

alright which one of you drew sans on the wall at bostonjs

how did people even name their user personas in the time before Ol’ Dirty Bastard and his many nicknames

I know you’ve all been waiting for me to weigh in, and I I’ve reached a conclusion: “Heartache” is my favorite track on the Undertale OST.

i suppose strictly speaking the answer to @wilto’s question probably involves https://twitter.com/wilto/status/264926089435029506 … (scroll up)

Dogs holding the attention of millions in one shining moment and stammering, "Uh, uh, vape life, whatever, who cares."

I then take the contents of the crate. This is fine to do.

“STOP THOSE RIOTERS” the game shouts, as two dudes look intently at a crate in the middle of the street. “PRESS L3 TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.”

If every doughy guy on a first-name basis with a Chili’s bartender teamed up to write an airport novel, you’d get the plot of The Division.

“WE IN THE ELITE FREEDOMGUN SHOOTSQUAD ARE THE GOOD GUNS MANS HERE TO STOP THE LOOTING BADMAN GUNSPERSON WITH HELPBULLETS. THE DIVISION.”

my favorite seasons, in reverse order fall spring winter BEES BEES BEEStober deathuary the months where daggers fall from the sky summer