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@wilshipley

How do you measure a man? Inches? Oh, ok, I wasn’t expecting such an easy answer. Anyhow, I write software and try to think about life. I have OCD and 3 cats.

San Francisco, CA
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Sep 24 Atlanta, GA

    Remember: casual sex with quail may seem fun, but in the long run it’s not worth it.

    7 retweets 12 likes
  2. 12 hours ago

    The president of America’s largest police organization on Monday issued a formal apology to communities of color.

    639 retweets 867 likes
  3. 9 hours ago

    100 applications submitted in the last few hours! So many amazing stories/perspectives already, please keep 'em coming!

    Looking for women of all backgrounds who are pro-Hil/anti-Trump for my next portrait project. PLEASE SHARE.
    6 retweets 13 likes
  4. 6 hours ago

    “(He’s a Republican.)”

    The most recent text you sent is your presidential campaign slogan. Go.
    3 likes
  5. 7 hours ago San Francisco, CA

    I guess he does interviews now that he can take the time to do the things he never had?

    1 retweet
  6. 7 hours ago San Francisco, CA

    He also said sometimes it got so hot it would shut down production. And there'd be nothing that 100 men or more could do.

    1 retweet
  7. 8 hours ago San Francisco, CA

    Just read fascinating interview with the set chaplain from "Casablanca." Amazing life. "I blessed Claude Rains down in Africa."

    1 retweet 4 likes
  8. Oct 16 San Francisco, CA

    Think of it as a birthday gift AND saving the country. Even if it’s just $5, we could raise thousands today.

    5 likes
  9. Oct 16 San Francisco, CA

    If you’ve ever appreciated anything I’ve created, blogged, or advised, I urge you to donate to Hillary today.

    4 retweets 8 likes
  10. Oct 16 San Francisco, CA

    Hey, it’s my birthday! Know what I want? For America not to be destroyed in three weeks.

    2 retweets 38 likes
  11. Oct 16

    This bug is ticking a lot of boxes for being a scary bug

    A male water bug with eggs on its back. They are huge & have an extremely painful bite! (Photo: Greg Mayberry)
    9 retweets 106 likes
  12. Oct 16 San Francisco, CA

    Born, like a boss:

    2 likes
  13. Oct 16

    Deep Drumpf for dictator!

    2 likes
  14. Oct 16 San Francisco, CA

    🎂

    7 likes
  15. Oct 15

    Oh, “Designated Survivor”, you’re so silly thinking an elected official would ever try to openly revolt against a US president.

    It's incredible that our institutions of gov, WH, Congress, DOJ, and big media are corrupt & all we do is bitch. Pitchforks and torches time
    1 retweet 3 likes
  16. Oct 15 San Francisco, CA

    I'm so glad I didn't get a machine that merely dabbles in crushing ice.

    22 likes
  17. Oct 15 Arizona, USA

    Damn they’re already holding hands across the table this shit is going DOWN, ya’ll.

    5 likes
  18. Oct 15 Arizona, USA

    Turns out he works for GoodReads. Not clear why he was being cagey, this seems like a catnip job.

    4 likes
  19. Oct 15 Arizona, USA

    I pretend “Designated Survivor” takes place in a world where Trump won the presidency and so it’s like a comedy to me.

    1 retweet 6 likes
  20. Oct 15 Arizona, USA

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