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Rihanna it is time for you to speak about student loans.
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She’s the ‘x’ in ‘chloe x halle.’ t.co/IkfRMO0Klh
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STILETTO! CROCS! IN! THE CLUB!
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Actually, it’s a movie. twitter.com/antoniosabatoj
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Nobody:
Elizabeth Warren showing up to every debate with a plan:
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mocha’s life coach
Why you nominate her when you know you don’t want her?
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Blue Ivy: "Beyonce somebody can send your luggage too don't get it twisted." twitter.com/PrinceyPls/sta
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Me on Facebook vs Me on Twitter
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Blue Ivy told Beyoncé she’s not about to lay up in her house and do nothing this summer. twitter.com/ThePopHub/stat
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This is what adulthood is all about.
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him and his wife didn't see him from across the bar; they flew out to see him. chile.
When Terry Crews and Raz B was talking about it y’all clowned them so I’m not really sure what y’all want.
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So are we ready to talk about sexual abuse against Black males? or nah?
#SurvivingRKelly
I don’t know Eveybody personally but EVERYBODY knows that JLo’s best movie is “Enough.” twitter.com/Jayizms/status
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Blue Ivy: Hi, yes, my mom and her husband would like to rent the Louvre to shoot a music video for their joint album.
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I would love to hear the initial call made to the Louvre on behalf of Jay Z and Beyoncé for the ApeShit music video
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Didn't even realize the Black Eyed Peas were still a part of the Black Eyed Peas.
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Driver roll up the impeachment please...
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In your defense this was probably the original lyric.
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am I a Monica fan????
“Kick down your door, and shoot that bitch.” WHATTTTTTT??????
Correction: superheroes land like squirrels.
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The best thing I’ve learned this week is that when squirrels fall/jump - they land like superheroes
Rihanna showing up at the Met every year. twitter.com/thehumanxp/sta
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Players 1 and 2 waiting for Players 3 and 4 in Super Smash Bros.
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RIP to the man that gave us this amazing scene. twitter.com/selenasmodel/s
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Big Sean walked so Rolf could run.
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This hat is a deep cut. IYKYK.
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DC WON. WE WERE ON MF MUTE!!!!! PERIOD BEYONCÉ #RENAISSANCEWorldTour
On the left she looks like ScarJo. I won’t be taking questions or comments at this time.
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Lemonade vs Crystal Light.
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Tiffany Haddish is me walking to every function.
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Beyoncé: created in this world to love to hold to feel to breathe to live you...
Me: DAAAANGERROUSLY IIIIINNNNNN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Harry Potter and the Principle Of Pleasure.
Cece Winans was singing love songs with her damn brother and thinks “I’m Every Woman” is demonic?
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Jocaletta Moss
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“I love all people equally, and now that includes myself.”
WHEW people.com/wayne-brady-co
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Buzzfeed staff photo.
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STILLETO. PUMPS. IN. THE CLUB. pic.twitter.com/vR4enUFaE6
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I cut my hand at least ten times while watching this video.
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Me: Siri can you play Bey-
Siri:
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“Surprise bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.”
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Zero female partners =/= virgin.
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The juxtaposition of Issa putting her apartment together versus her burning her apartment down in Season 1 and moving into Daniel’s apartment in Season 2 cannot be understated. #InsecureHBO
YES LORD! FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS.
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NEW WEAVE! 22 INCHES! twitter.com/AsToldByBrina/
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When your auntie tells you that you don’t know nothing about that dance #Grammys pic.twitter.com/2quKpUFSJO
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Leiomy slayed this and she KNOWS it.
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Black people have known this forever.
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That’s hydroxide. A hymen is an exaggerated statement of claim you aren’t supposed to take seriously.
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That’s a hype man. A hymen is a diatomic anion with the chemical formula OH⁻ twitter.com/FeministaJones…
Niles reading Cece to filth every time she stepped in the room on “The Nanny.”
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What is your definition of “on sight” 
Further proof that Beyoncé is coming.
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Iyanla: Read those lyrics. Read those lyrics to the ancestors!
Khia: My neck. My ba-
Iyanla: Again!
Khia: *sighs* MY NECK! MY BA-
Iyanla: You know who was really complaining about their neck and their back? HARRIET TUBMAN AND THE SLAVES!
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My phone autocorrecting ‘black’ to “Black.”
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When you've beaten all of the head wraps and you have to fight the final head wrap at the end of the game.
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WHO GON CHECK ME BOO?!
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Someone give this woman a comedy special on Netflix.
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Bitch it’s Joggers
Yes it’s Joggers
This is Joggers?
Yes Miss Joggers.
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Job application: “Please upload your resume.”
Job application: “Please input your job history for the last 10 years.”
Me:
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Replying to
Me: ugh you’re useless!
Siri:
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