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William Hanson
@williamhanson
Etiquette coach. “Special forces in the world of politeness” (FT) 🎧: & Keeping Up Appearances: Luxury Podcast.
London, Englandlinktr.ee/williamhansonJoined May 2009

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Barry Humphries. 1934 - 2023. One of my comedy heroes has left us. His subversive comedy always made us laugh until we hurt and we’ll still laugh with him and his creations for evermore. Today, these words from Dame Edna’s BBC show in 2019 seem fitting. Thank you, possum.
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My periwinkles got very excited when we welcomed our special visitor. 🙏
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A few weeks ago @williamhanson and I recorded a VERY special episode of ‘Keeping Up Appearances - The Luxury Podcast’. Find out who pops into our executive studio for tea and light refreshments when the episode drops in all the best places TOMORROW!!!! podfollow.com/keepingupappea
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'Keeping Up Appearances - The Luxury Podcast' with & me is doing really well! From the UK to the USA, from Europe to Australia, thanks for being part of our world! For those who are yet to join us, then listen here (but don't tell Onslow!)
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Where does one begin with this? When people have paid (a lot of) money to see the lead in ‘The Bodyguard’ musical do her thing, it's because they want to hear *her* sing ‘How Will I Know’, not Debbie from Macclesfield. Eyes front, phones off and keep quiet.
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Should people be allowed to sing at theatres? 🎭 After one theatre in Manchester banned audiences from singing along, @VanessaOnAir has her say...
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An extract I read last night about ‘truth’ from ‘Manners from Heaven’ by the great Quentin Crisp. Written in 1984 but truer in 2023 now more than ever.
Extract from Manners from Heaven, Quentin Crisp.
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It’s a snail fork. Why you’ve been given it for a piece of cake, however, I can’t answer.
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Is there a name for this fork utensil I have been given to eat my cake with? I feel like @williamhanson will know 🤔
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THE BOUQUET RESIDENCE, LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING!! Episode 6, series 3 of 'Keeping Up Appearances - The Luxury Podcast' is available for people who live in better class premises! Do join & me as we delve into the world of the Buckets!
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By the way, it’s a fork and spoon you need to eat your pancakes this evening, not a fork and knife. The latter would be heathen.
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