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  1. Pinned Tweet
    11 Oct 2010

    Whoever came up with the slogan "There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's" obviously never tried to swallow one whole without chewing.

  2. Jun 9

    Someday a person is going to die in a self driving car and the car is just gonna keep driving with a dead body in it.

  3. May 25
  4. May 24

    Michael... Michael Jackson... Can you hear us?

  5. May 10
  6. Apr 28

    = genius. Round up everyone who will purchase a $10k ticket to "f . Send them to a deserted island & leave em

  7. Apr 21
  8. Apr 17

    Imagine you were Jesus, dying for everyone's sins on Friday, coming back on Sunday only to find out that was closed.

  9. Retweeted
    Apr 11

    Uhh it looks like we are trapped in our own office lol

  10. Apr 11

    : We'll drag you anywhere.

  11. Apr 1

    Since January 20th, everyday has been ☺️

  12. Mar 17

    The moon runs on solar power.

  13. Mar 11
  14. Mar 10
  15. Feb 28

    guide: 1. Make a pancake (somehow) 2. Empty jar of Nutella on to it 3. Eat it 4. Repeat until sick

  16. Jan 27

    We should rename to Trumps Law.

  17. Jan 17

    A simple photo of my favorite things.

  18. Jan 13

    Never ask a girl for her number as her and her boyfriend are in the midst of breaking up

  19. Jan 6
  20. 18 Dec 2016

    The bite heard around the table

  21. 15 Dec 2016

    “We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents.” -

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