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Oct 30, 2017

Permanent offer: For every videogame that exists with the word 'blood' in the title, I'll buy you a copy if you donate blood. 100% serious.

I hope that you…

Remember when everyone had a 3DS and you'd get home after a long day and you'd have a bunch of StreetPass people greeting you when you got home and opened it up? That was lovely.

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So much of our time in the nineties was wasted saying "www" when we could have said "6U".

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‎My Perfect Console with Simon Parkin: Dara Ó Briain, comedian. on Apple Podcasts

What a great idea!

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@ETWriteHome

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Tomorrow is the day I start my journey from London to Scotland via £2 local bus services. I've been wanting to do this for YEARS!! I cannot wait!!!

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Can't go to this because of Life Things so any of you lot want to go instead? No charge, and comes with a free second hand book that I can't guarantee won't be hoiked at you from the stage

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ACMS

@AltComMemSoc

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#ACMS

@ThePhoenix_W1

Monday February 20th

£7+ tickets available from: wegottickets.com/event/569793/

free guestlist for a) trans & NB folk and b) veteran ACMS acts, DM us yer names

hosted by @siandocksey & @turlygod, with e.g. @AhirShah, @FergusCraig, @ZoeTomalin AND MORE

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The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS)
The Phoenix, Cavendish Sq, by Oxford Circus
Monday 20th February, 7:30pm-10:30ish
with Thom Tuck, Sian Docksey, and a ludicrous plenitude of excellent guests
£8 adv. tickets, from wegottickets.com
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Anybody who supports the death penalty is by definition supporting a system which results in the state killing innocent people. Only somebody with no understanding of history or criminal justice could fail to understand this. And such a person has no place in politics.

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I think the biggest indicator of how much Twitter has changed post-Musk is that in 2017 when they upped tweets to 280 everyone was mucking about with it and today everyone's just fuckin exhausted

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CLEAR nail varnish makes an excellent Tippex substitute for when you haven't made a mistake. John Dickinson, Southport

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Original Wario Ware on Switch = Wario Ware Paper Plane, one of the best pocket games ever, on Switch.

This one is gonna come in deeply handy

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when you beat hogwarts legacy it takes you back to the character creator and lets you pick if your character was gay

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Come on, if you're London adjacent this is absolutely worth it.

Is the king on it instead of the queen

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Ruin a sitcom by changing the cowriter, the era, and the ethos of stopping after 12 episodes.

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A joy to speak to

about his life in video games for

@myperfectcnsle

. As well as his five picks, we discuss the first time he tried out a Metal Gear Solid bit in his stand-up, "bad graphics", and the portable console he took on Taskmaster:

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‎Show My Perfect Console with Simon Parkin, Ep Dara Ó Briain, comedian. - 6 Feb 2023

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I guess when they call it Tesco Extra they really mean it

In Paper Mario, there is a blue Toad at the Toad Town train station who tells Mario he "wants to tell him something" after Bowser is defeated. Reaching him and actually talking to him after Bowser is defeated crashes the game.

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God help us

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Ezereal

@So_Ethereal

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Everyone please remember that if you see a Twitter Blue account posting some terrible opinion you must absolutely not reply to them and not reading the replies they got because if you do you will literally give them money It's gonna encourage the worst behavior to rile people up

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Can't go to this because of Life Things so any of you lot want to go instead? No charge, and comes with a free second hand book that I can't guarantee won't be hoiked at you from the stage

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ACMS

@AltComMemSoc

Jan 24

#ACMS

@ThePhoenix_W1

Monday February 20th

£7+ tickets available from: wegottickets.com/event/569793/

free guestlist for a) trans & NB folk and b) veteran ACMS acts, DM us yer names

hosted by @siandocksey & @turlygod, with e.g. @AhirShah, @FergusCraig, @ZoeTomalin AND MORE

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I’m shocked they made this a category but I mean who else was gonna win it

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The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

Feb 5

Dave Chappelle Wins Grammy for Netflix Special Condemned for Being Transphobic hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-n

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Oh hey, look at that.

This is the correct response to all memes

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Man, remember when DVDs came out? They made an advert full of explosions that tried to showcase the sharper picture and better sound, and then included it at the start of every VHS, where you couldn't tell the difference youtu.be/lyaT7YHhN_4

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Do you remember the first DVD you purchased? If so, what was it?

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80 of them to block this morning. Wondering if someone's bought them to troll me or something

Man, seeing a clip of an an obviously bad Flash game makes me nostalgic for Sixth Form

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Dexerto

@Dexerto

Open world game of the Flash would be insane

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Apex Legends Launch Trailer

This didn't work, it just gave me a load of follower requests to decline

Look at how fun and absolutely fuckin wild this trailer is. I absolutely adore this game and this really captures the fun I have with my best friends every single night. God damn.

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Tune in on February 6 8:00 AM PST to see what's coming in Apex Legends!

Locking to try and stop these fuckers. Congratulations, of you are reading this you are part of an exclusive club, for maybe a day or so

It's not too late to have your winter vaccines and protect yourself this winter. If you have not yet received at least one booster dose of the COVID-19 vaccine, please come forward for this by 12 February. You can book online at nhs.uk/covid-vaccinat.

The background of the graphic is an illustration of the COVID-19 virus. White text is overlaid on black rectangles. The text reads 'It's not too late to have your winter vaccines and protect yourself.'

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Must have blocked thirty accounts at this point. If your weird web3 game was any good you wouldn't have to promote it this way, guys

i wish more people could understand that not everyone is a fan of "playful rudeness" and its silly to get mad at a stranger for not finding it funny

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The really sad thing about this is that #PopCorners are so good they sell themselves! Just like pals Walt and Jesse I’ve enjoyed all 7 delicious flavours of #PopCorners and they’re addictive as crack! Try #PopCorners today! #PopCorners, so tasty it should be criminal! #yummy

My immediate thought was The The but if you Google the the you get The The so it can't be the.

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Alasdair Beckett-King

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