I'm laughing my ass off at how well they did making Rhodes a town that could be Arkansas, Mississippi, or Georgia all at once
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tried to free kidnapped German settler, did so but immediately tried to put him on my horse and instead ran him over and killed him
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Dutch, riding horse through Rhodes: "Try to keep a low profile" also Dutch, riding horse through Rhodes: [runs horse over pedestrian, rolling him in red clay dust like a tumbleweed wearing a business suit]
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Actually putting Arthur to bed on time and waking him up by brewing coffee for him like I’m his godlike frontier manservant
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was riding through the mountains around Strawberry, passed a logging camp and heard "OH SHIT IT'S FALLING THE WRONG WAY" and saw a guy's leg get crushed by a tree. Helped get the tree off, leg smashed. Boss comes over and docks him pay and leaves him there with no help.
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oh and I met all the legendary gunslingers, Arthur is officially the worst research assistant ever
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"how'd the interviews with the primary sources go, Arthur?" "uhhhh well about that--"pic.twitter.com/k3EONPf4yM
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also I got in a drunken barfight with the game's version of Gus Chiggins, who you really remember because he yells at the bar about eating turds to survive in the mountains Gus took like five minutes to KO, Iron Chin on old turd-eatin' Gus
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choked a bounty hunter to death instead of sparing him and Charles just looks down when I'm finished and says "Well, that's done."
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Whoops, accidentally murdered the ruined slave hunter Compson by shooting him 12 times in the head, my bad
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I accidentally dropped his body into the campfire and watched it burn, so clumsy of me
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