Valerie Smith

@wideyedval

Joined March 2009
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  1. 13 Jun 2016

    My life today.

    Drink some coffee and pretend that you know what you are doing
    15 likes
  2. 11 May 2016

    Baby, I think I love you-but I wanna know for sure. Come here and sock it to me one time... 😉

    1 retweet
  3. 4 May 2016

    When your friend at the bar tells you that your ex looks gross af, and his new girl looks like a cross-eyed Siamese cat with bad hair. 😂👌🏻

    1 reply
  4. 14 Apr 2016

    And a cherry on top.

  5. 15 Feb 2016

    Valentine's 2016

  6. 10 Feb 2016

    Cut open my sternum and pull my little ribs around you.... You make a fine shrine in me...

    1 like
  7. 4 Jan 2016

    'Nuff said. #2015

  8. 28 Dec 2015

    I'm a fool for the shake in your thighs. I'm a fool for the sound of your sighs....I'm a fool for your love.

  9. 12 Dec 2015

    Mi prieta linda que voy hacer si tú me quitas este querer ❤️

  10. 12 Dec 2015

    What say you ?

  11. 18 Nov 2015

    The look that says "you're next"

    1 like
  12. 28 Dec 2014

    Pack up again, head to the next place Where we'll make the same mistakes

  13. 13 Nov 2014

    The cold weather is bringing on underlying nostalgia. Can’t shake the feeling.

  14. Retweeted
    31 Oct 2014

    I have to accept that I am not going to lose weight today.

    44 replies 367 retweets 594 likes
  15. 17 Oct 2014

    I saw today at my Starbucks today. The man is tall, lemme tell you.

  16. Retweeted
    15 Oct 2014

    victim, Amber Vinson, contacted before boarding flight with 99.5 temp, per

    50 replies 342 retweets 136 likes
  17. Retweeted
    15 Oct 2014

    Almost everything can be used as a drug.

    91 replies 109 retweets 258 likes
  18. 14 Oct 2014

    Dear Walmart, I remember why I hate you.

  19. 22 Sep 2014

    My girlfriend makes bacon crosshatches. Also, waffles.

  20. Retweeted
    7 Sep 2014

    Why did bat poop get labeled the insane poop? Why isn't it "That guy is llama shit insane?"

    9 replies 4 retweets 10 likes

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