Michael Weiss

@WichaelMeiss

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  1. Jun 6

    Replace the word "stone" with "sauce" throughout the Avengers movies

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  2. May 27

    Someone near me just sneezed and I could smell it. Def bout to die

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  3. May 23

    If a mole changes shape from round to a tiny skull, that bad?

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  4. May 20

    I hope "Joey" is the spinoff

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    May 17

    in before “what if she aborted you?”. i absolutely wish she had

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  6. May 1

    Read "Communion", so I have tons of time now as I won't be sleeping again

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    Apr 30

    I'm not sure how comfortable I am with them using a parody of "Amish Paradise" in the Sonic the Hedgehog trailer.

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  8. Mar 29

    alternatively, "90% as Unhappy"

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  9. 11 Jul 2016

    Woman: "Have your way with me." Me: "My way is the way of the samurai" Cut to: Woman carrying buckets of water up an endless staircase.

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  10. 14 Jun 2016

    Just firmly refused to go to the truck stop Taco Bell in lieu of the nicer standalone one. Feels good to have a feeling.

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  11. 28 May 2016

    Nobody's brave enough to consider that perhaps our universe is just a storyline in another universe's WWE

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  12. 15 Apr 2016

    I'm standing with babies and saying that multicolored dishwasher gel tabs not only look ingestable, they look delicious.

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  13. 18 Feb 2016

    The Sonic guys' families must be pretty confused by that relationship at this point.

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  14. 19 Jan 2016

    All male massage chain; Massageny

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  15. 31 Dec 2015

    Bourne 5: Still Bourne

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  16. 24 Dec 2015

    I think my dad fake sleeps in the car so I'll carry him into the house.

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  17. 23 Dec 2015

    Heard Adele introduced as "an artist that's hotter than Star Wars". I hope she keeps using that long after the Star Wars hype dies down.

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  18. 11 Dec 2015

    I can't wait till it's revealed that Paul Shaffer is Dana Carvey in that turtle disguise.

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  19. 24 Nov 2015

    Local man goes into stress-induced coma after fitting room attendant asks "How's everything going in there?" a second time.

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  20. 21 Nov 2015

    The greatest rush in life is changing a paper from single to double spaced and seeing how many pages you have.

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