joshy

@whynot

Coarse operator. Out-of-context quoter. I learned how to make a living out of making mistakes. Home cocktail guide:

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2007.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    20. tra 2018.

    I look at my peers and I feel as though I’m falling behind, like I should have been through at least two divorces by now

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  2. 24. sij

    Route53 outage took us down because we use ECS service discovery. 🍆🔨

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    23. sij
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  4. 21. sij

    A while back my doc told me to shape up, so I did, but I see what time is doing to my elders and kinda feel like it should be eggs, bacon, bourbon & bennies for breakfast from here on out

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    17. sij

    message boards are still good. this post is less than 4 years old and it's a guy who shaved his arms so he could test fragrances on himself more effectively. no one posts like this on twitter

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    13. sij

    sometimes i see a memory safety bug and think there's no way someone could exploit that and then i see someone skipping the barrier in wind waker by filling up the heap with leaked grappling hooks

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    6. sij

    The joke about oncology is not a joke: "Why do they nail coffins shut? So the oncologist can't continue on with chemo."

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  8. 1. sij

    It’s 2020. Let’s get drunk and eat chicken fingers.

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    1. sij
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    Easy UNIX piping! No config options! Modern crypto! No keyrings! Public keys that fit in a tweet! No more looking up how to encrypt a file on StackOverflow. 💥 age1t7r9prsqc3w3x4auqq7y8zplrfsddmf8z97hct68gmhea2l34f9q63h2kp Try it out and send feedback 👉

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  11. 22. pro 2019.

    I feel kind of disconnected from the whole Star Wars thing. Haven’t seen an installment since Episode I. My strongest childhood memory of it is watching RotJ for the first time, credits roll, VCR off, only to see a low-speed pursuit of a white bronco on TV

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    22. pro 2019.

    amazing headline from local news this morning

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  13. 22. pro 2019.

    Salomé can have little a John the Baptist, as a treat

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    14. pro 2019.
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  15. 12. pro 2019.

    Looking forward to indyref II: the quickening

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    4. pro 2019.

    Ah, the optimism of the early days of online console gaming.

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  17. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    1. pro 2019.

    receiving this text, definitively assessing my current headspace, then casually answering "no" and going about the rest of my day as usual

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  18. 25. stu 2019.

    But seriously, giving each of your relatives four ounces of booze at a time sounds like a recipe for chaos. I’m gonna have to start a campaign to bring back smaller cocktails.

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  19. 25. stu 2019.

    Putting aside page weight and tracking scripts, our comparative brevity shows much more respect for your time and intelligence. – Ed.

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  20. 24. stu 2019.

    “I haven’t had intimate congreſs with a lady in some time, so much so it’s spelled with a long ‘s’”

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    22. kol 2015.

    Once again, those dastardly, Devious trolls have installed a device underneath my computer desk that shoots me in the dick every time i post

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