Part 253: the pick of destiny bit.ly/20vBOn2
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No longer standing idly by as people create unnecessary, stupid, or otherwise totally wrong things. whyisthisathing.blogspot.com
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Because how else will everyone know you're drinking pretentious coffee? http://bit.ly/dKGr4V
Because espresso is too cheap unless you ALSO buy a $50 cup to put it in. http://bit.ly/dKGr4V
Because you want that kissing-a-big-stache feeling when you're having a morning cup. http://bit.ly/dKGr4V
Because how else will the Easter Bunny catch a man? http://bit.ly/eZQsDy
Because someone was not paying attention to their egg placement... http://bit.ly/eZQsDy
Because you give new meaning to the idea of "going rogue." http://bit.ly/dEzvSl
Because you love the look of horror on a person's face when you shake his hand. http://bit.ly/dEzvSl
Because you want your cuff links to say something about you. Like "eeew!" http://bit.ly/dEzvSl
Because in crazy town, gravy=red paint and potatoes=molar. http://bit.ly/dEzvSl
Because who needs friends when you can have THIS on your wall? http://bit.ly/fKHWJA
Because it's not a party 'til there's a river of blood http://bit.ly/fKHWJA
Because this way everyone will know you're not just pregnant, you're insane. http://bit.ly/fAw8vB
Because now your neck AND belly have a baby inside! http://bit.ly/fAw8vB
Because you wish you could drill a hole into your own belly, but you just can't: http://bit.ly/fAw8vB
Because your baby doesn't need to make friends anyways: http://bit.ly/gWXVWo
Because you always wanted to know what your baby would look like covered in blood: http://bit.ly/gWXVWo
Because you always wanted to know what it was like up there: http://bit.ly/g28vMm
Because sometimes you just need a creepy, midget size hug. http://bit.ly/h9hE0w
Because there's a rip in your chair and you need to put something over it: http://bit.ly/h9hE0w
Because you're trying to foster a positive nude body image: http://bit.ly/h9hE0w
Because you needed to cover that hole in the wall with SOMETHING http://bit.ly/dPIgvp
Because you want to give a double meaning to the term "shadow box" http://bit.ly/dPIgvp
This goes on the list of things we will never hang on our walls: http://bit.ly/dPIgvp
Because you've always wanted folks to feel up your head. http://bit.ly/eX6GDt
Because grandma got a glue gun for Christmas and she thinks her bras are hats anyways. http://bit.ly/eX6GDt