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Proprietor of Al's Pancake World. Cranky reader, overexcited TV viewer. Loves Autumn, romance books & chocolate milk. ace. ADHD. She/Her. Abortion is healthcare
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Marjorie settled a lawsuit with us and paid us $10k which we donated to groups promoting responsible gun ownership.
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Viola Davis has become an EGOT winner, the 3rd black woman in history to get this achievement.
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Viola Davis has officially achieved the coveted EGOT status.
She is the 18th artist and the third Black woman to win an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony Award.
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Me: My bowling ball needs to be in a position of power, strength and be in the way a lot.
Salesperson: hmmmm let try this.
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Ron DeSantis is revoking the liquor license of an Orlando venue following a drag queen show. That’s what happens in Florida when you do something that DeSantis doesn’t like, state power is weaponized to intimidate and censor you.
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Viola Davis Achieves EGOT Status With Grammy Win hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n
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I honestly don't understand how people don't draw a direct connection between the rise of the Nepo Baby in the arts and the desire to drastically reduce funding for humanities education. It's literally all the same impulse: you can do art if you've got cash.
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The Texas Republicans running the state had TWO years to upgrade/improve their state's power grid. They did nothing and it got worse. #TexasIsFrozen #TexasGOPsucks #TexasIceStorm
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Texas power outage surpasses 2021 record after ice storm dlvr.it/ShzRyG
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Another ridiculous body standard for women to follow.
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The Colorado River is in crisis.
More than 20 years of drought, climate change and rising demand have sent key reservoirs along the river to all-time lows.
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Me (as high as a kite): I need some small gloves made for my squirrel.
Salesperson (used to my crazy shit): Coming right up!
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im looky at yuo becus im loafvemg yuo so much....n also becus im wamt fud
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The fact that Ron DeSantis wants teenage girls’ period information is still not getting the attention it deserves.
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The thing about this balloon is Donald Trump had a bank account in China while he was president.
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Dumb shit like this encourages dumb people to actually fire at an object that is tens of thousands of feet out of range, and those rounds come down, and sometimes they kill innocent Americans, which seems like the kind of thing a United States Senator might want to discourage.
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So I didn't even know this was going on, but there's a sweepstakes for a copy of all my books, including YOURS TRULY, and one of the Book Beaus! 🤯 Also, Part of Your World is $3.99 today for the ebook for Kindle and Nook Here's the sweepstakes link:
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So for guns, it’s “come and take it 😡” but when Florida wants to track your child’s menstrual history, it’s “i will bring it directly to you, thank you daddy 🥺”
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What if I were to have a baby and I will say to the baby, "the day you were born was great, but have you met fucking elmo?"
brett goldstein the only man ever 😂
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A federal judge has tossed out the Trump 2020 campaign's defamation lawsuit against the Washington Post, saying one piece had failed to evince "actual malice" and another was a protected opinion column.
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Respectfully, no fucking shit
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Got to talk to at all about Monday nights #QuantumLeap episode and this is what it comes down to: says trans rights! So come on Care Bears, let’s blast some love into the world for the trans kids out there!
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WOW. The Pentagon just confirmed that THREE Chinese balloons flew over the U.S. during the Trump presidency & not only did he not shoot them down, but he also didn’t say anything about it. Shows you how ridiculous Republicans are right now by only talking about the balloon.
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We must immediately ramp up America’s production of war balloons
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Honestly give me a fucking break. This guy really thinks he did something here? This was his big gotcha?
Everyone knows student athletes provide medical histories - but those are kept with doctors in order to protect children's privacy. Florida wants those docs to go to schools
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The issue was never about student athletes filling out standard medical forms - but that their private menstruation information would be given to school administrators instead of kept with their doctors!
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When I saw liberals in the media freaking out about "Florida requires girls to give menstrual information" I looked up the athlete-health forms of the first two liberal cities in Dem states I thought of. Sure enough, NYC and SF require exactly that info. washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/media-
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I would want my creature to be a kitten though.
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if i could be permanently ratatouilled i would. just relinquish all control. let the rat do it. im done
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Many box choices.
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Various iterations of the act have passed the Minnesota House three times, but it was never brought up for a vote in the Senate.
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The audience gave the orchestra, which is threatening a strike, sustained and pointed applause when they walked in at the start of tonight’s debut performance of “The Daughter of the Regiment.”
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Replying to @whatMsKsaid @dhmontgomery and @mnopera
They specifically decided to play tonight’s show despite the strike vote as a gesture of good faith. Hopefully it will be acknowledged as such.
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Does anyone have suggestions for comfy black skinny jeans and comfy work pants? Nothing I had prepandemic fits
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This is the stupidest thing I've heard since the whole female superheroes can't headline a movie yet thing.
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#VampireAcademy, #OneOfUsIsLying Cancellations Explained: It's Too Soon to Target YA Crowd, Says Peacock Exec
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They make a valid point! And I laughed a lot in this movie but yeah… it’s weird now that I think about it.
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Just started SHOTGUN WEDDING and very weirded out that JLo and Josh Duhamel are in their 50s but are pretending they're in their 30s. Just let them be in their 50s! It's fine! We could use more middle aged romances anyway.
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this has no business being this funny
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Taliban fighter becomes disillusioned with the regime because he now has a 9-5 e-mail job and traffic sucks lmao
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My favorite fandom moment is when that person tweeted “since y’all are being mean to Taylor, Iron Man died in end game” an iconic moment in Swiftie history
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don’t put me in charge because ngl i’d let other countries fly balloons around here it sounds adorable
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Republican members of congress have spent weeks fetishizing gas stoves, banning books and pointing guns at clouds and we're still getting magazine articles about how "wokism" performs outrage and censors dissent.
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