Karen Rustad Tölva

@whoisaldeka

help im trapped in an internets factory

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Joined February 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Sep 10

    If you like my dumb jokes or bad art, I post those here nowadays:

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    Sep 16

    "Every man...should be worried." This is how normal and not a big deal sexually assaulting people is to them. They literally think every man has done this.

    A lawyer close to the White House said the nomination will not be withdrawn. “No way, not even a hint of it. If anything, it’s the opposite. If somebody can be brought down by accusations like this, then you, me, every man certainly should be worried.”
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  3. Sep 13

    What do you call the 100th meridian when it's no longer the 100th meridian? I propose "wheatline", and it's pretty much on top of my grandparents' old homestead now.

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  4. Sep 12

    🎵 Don't need quarters, don't need dimes to call a friend of mine 🎵

    Without revealing your age or using numbers, how old are you?
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  5. Retweeted
    Sep 12

    Abstract cornfield.

    A picture of a cornfield put through an art filter.
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  6. Retweeted
    Sep 11

    There are only three optimizations: Do less. Do it less often. Do it faster. The largest gains come from 1, but we spend all our time on 3.

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    Sep 11

    Y’ALL. This bill would permit trump to appoint 52 BRAND SPANKING NEW JUDGES, all of whom will be ultra conservative. I’m not panicking. YOU’RE PANICKING.

    House Judiciary has *quite* a federal courts bill on the agenda for Thursday: 52 new district judges, SCOTUS real time audio w/in 2 years; video streaming of all appeals court proceedings w/in 2 years, SCOTUS justices must explain recusals on website (!)
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    Sep 11

    I haven't tweeted this in a while. But in case you forgot. The police are a gang.

    Watch Whiteness Work. There is no dispute that the killer was in the wrong place and that the victim was unarmed and in his own home. So why is the victim being investigated, and is the same investigation occurring in the killer’s home?
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  9. Sep 10

    Huh. I really don't spend much time on Twitter anymore. I miss the tech news, but I also despair significantly less often. (Yes, even taking into account that we're potty-training right now.) I do miss the tech news side of things though.

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  10. Retweeted
    Sep 10

    Takes a screencap so he can subtweet like Gaston

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    Sep 3

    Sources: Jack Dorsey has personally weighed in on content decisions at Twitter and overruled staff to keep Alex Jones and reinstate Richard Spencer's account (Wall Street Journal)

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    Sep 2

    I don't know where this is from But my roommate sent it to me and im cackling

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    Jan 26

    everytime i read baudrillard i end up thinking about how this is probably the easiest to grasp example of hyperreality:

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    Aug 31

    Sand-filled rooms in houses in the ghost town of Kolmanskop, southern Namibia. Once a small, prosperous diamond-mining village, Kolmanskop was abandoned in the 1950s and it's been slowly swallowed by the desert ever since.

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    Aug 31

    NEW Lawyers are cold-calling phone numbers in Central American villages, spreading the word on radio stations, and setting up Spanish-language hotlines. A month after the deadline, they are trying to reach every parent Trump separated from their kids.

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    Aug 29

    Too lazy to read our paper on tawaki pre-moult dispersal the just came out on PLoS One ( …)? We've got a 4-part comic for that courtesy of

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    Aug 29

    In-N-Out added a new item to their secret menu.

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    Aug 27

    JUST IN: The top student loan watchdog at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, Seth Frotman, has resigned, saying that he's leaving the job because the bureau's efforts to protect student borrowers have been undermined by the Trump administration.

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    Jun 9

    The Short Nosed Bear. Scientists speculate that these delayed human migration into N.A. because they kept picking us off in the Bering Strait.

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  20. Aug 27

    Thinking about making a new shirt. 🐱

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