David Bachowski

@whitespaceninja

I like making software; teaching; playing bass; martial arts; cooking; overcoming challenges; learning new things to do; learning new things not to do

New York, NY
Joined May 2011
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    There has never been a terrorist attack at a One Direction concert. One Direction fans are all carrying lipgloss. Draw your own conclusions.

    There's never been a terrorist attack at a Nascar race. Nascar fans are all armed. Draw your own conclusions
    144 replies 3,992 retweets 12,353 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Please keep spreading the word! No takers yet, and people have replied to supply even more tickets.

    Chicago friends, if you know a mother with daughter/s who might not be able afford to take them WONDER WOMAN, I'll buy up to 4 tickets today
    2 replies 356 retweets 206 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    someone adopt these dogs who refused to snitch

    The are seeking people to adopt dogs who failed TSA training or are retired:
    92 replies 32,220 retweets 77,745 likes
  4. May 26

    One of our friends is a pescivegan so we baked him cupcakes and instead of chicken eggs we used fish eggs

  5. Retweeted
    May 26

    The roomba managed to push a bottle of gin to the center of the living room I'll play your game roomba

    1 reply 5 retweets 23 likes
  6. May 26

    If I could choose one superpower it would be to get walk signs at every intersection right as I walk up to it

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  7. Retweeted
    May 25

    Did Trump just shove another NATO leader to be in the front of the group?

    13,312 replies 66,013 retweets 85,162 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 22

    the orb photo is unsettling and the uncropped version is a bit more diabolical but the reverse shot is just straight out of a bond film

    502 replies 16,381 retweets 26,817 likes
  9. May 22

    "It would be nice if products and programming languages were designed to have only good parts" - Douglas Crockford

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  10. Retweeted
    May 21

    Using Jira is like being at a party with no alcohol.

    4 replies 3 retweets 11 likes
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    May 21

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  12. May 21

    This is what happens when we promote "innocent until proven guilty" with the over "common sense care"

    Countries that refuse to comply with the Paris Agreement need to be sanctioned, this is a global disaster.
    1 retweet 1 like
  13. May 20
    Replying to

    Like, seriously, you could do no work and live off this stuff if you had a huge inheritance

    1 reply
  14. May 20
    Replying to

    I never had savings or disposable income until pretty recently in my life. Just made $400 overnight by buying the day before

    1 like
  15. May 20

    Rich keep getting richer becuz it's relatively easy to make 💰 in stocks or real estate if you have 💰💰💰💰💰 to invest in the first place

    2 replies 2 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 19

    Trump's immigration policies deny entry to the recipient of Apple's WWDC17 conference scholarship. Best & brightest, blocked.

    “Your request for a visa has been denied.”
    54 replies 1,889 retweets 1,777 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 19

    “Your Company’s Culture is Who You Hire, Fire, & Promote” by

    31 retweets 51 likes
  18. Retweeted
    13 Apr 2016

    No book or teacher can beat good old fashion poking around.

    78 replies 5,686 retweets 5,746 likes
  19. May 18

    Need to attract young talent? Have trouble concentrating for longer than a minute? has the cure

    Proposing we replace this standup meeting with a snapup meeting. Snapchat your status in six seconds or less.
  20. May 18

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