Cargo Occultist

@whisk

Operations goon, thought bleeder, data sponge, drummer. Lightly seared on the reality grill.

British Columbia, Canada
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2008.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    15. tra 2015.

    I just realized the JIRA logo is an exasperated person's head exploding.

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    4. velj

    Been saying this

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  3. 24. sij

    Do carpentry Slacks spend the majority of the time discussing hammers and the hammer ecosystem?

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  4. 23. sij
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  5. 21. sij

    An orange website post on miscarriage. Yes. Excellent! Now for a tall glass of bleach and a letter opener lobotomy

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    12. sij

    Only DS9 had the range: a list

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    2. sij

    stepping on a garden rake and writing a book called The Wisdom of Garden Rakes

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  8. 31. pro 2019.

    Podcast directory challenge: determine a keyword that isn't heavily populated by religious programs

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  9. 29. pro 2019.

    Rockstar's online integration shit is like a walled garden in the sense it's a mayonnaise jar with a stick and a leaf and nobody remembered to poke holes in it

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    20. pro 2019.

    This is what I think of every time someone smugly posts about all the plot holes they spotted in a popular film/TV show/book.

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    5. pro 2019.

    He's making a list He's checking it twice He's got no idea who's naughty or nice Data consistency in a distributed environment is extremely difficult

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    I am a music historian, and with I have researched the best-selling single of every decade all the way back to 14,000BC. Here's a thread: 2010s - Ed Sheeran, The Shape of You

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    1. pro 2018.
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  14. 20. stu 2019.

    *reads about development of the telephone network* haha I can't believe they mixed the control and data plane. These idiots. These absolute fools. *spends eight minutes with modular synths* there is only Voltage, and we are its children

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  15. 8. stu 2019.
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  16. 3. stu 2019.

    Happy Timezone Bugs Oncall Appreciation Day ⏰🔨

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  17. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    28. lis 2019.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    to do: steal the groundskeeper's ssh keys

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  18. 23. lis 2019.

    If I were debugging a complex system, I would simply read the code to find the cause of the problem.

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    8. lis 2019.

    Ah yes, this shot. The shot no one could ever forget, from the movie about cephalopodic aliens speaking English and teaching humans time travel

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    7. lis 2019.

    Is your child texting about devops? Know the signs ily = I love YAML wtf = wait. terraform? fuck. jsyk = just shoot your k8s otoh = our toil, our hubris hmu = have monitoring? unclear kms = key management system

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  21. 2. lis 2019.

    Might fuck around and become a modular synth guy.

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