Sunset in Turks & Caicos
John Newman
@whichonespink67
Husband, father. #Writer, critic, #BLM, #BlueCrew, #IStandWithUkraine. #WritingCommunity. Go Bulls, Sox, and Bears! #NFLTwitter #NBATwitter I don't read DMs.
IllinoisJoined September 2017
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My son was chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him.
He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly…
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Best spot.. 😅
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your reminder that every Democrat believes that if Hunter Biden broke the law, he should be punished, and every Republican believes that Donald Trump should be above the law. any questions
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Kenny Smith: "I know what Chicago is missing."
Charles Barkley: "Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, Dennis Rodman, Craig Hodges, Luc Longley." 🤣
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I remember this dunk like old people remember the Kennedy assassination.
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God bless you all, Heroes❤️
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Nothing annoys Republicans more than Democrats posting videos of them saying things that they only wanted their base to hear.
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Our friend Jude managed to capture his 17K milestone. He deserves our congratulations and well wishes. Very well done, Jude. Here's your certificate.
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School breakfast and lunch should be universally free. “Lunch debt” should not exist for our nation’s children.
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listen up, stupids: black history *is* American history. full stop. so sorry if that makes you 'uncomfortable,' snowflake. grow the fuck up
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A naked man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back.
“I am a turtle,” he says.
“Who’s on your back?”
“That’s Michelle.”
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The official broadcast team of “I just got out of school and now I’m gonna watch some fucking baseball.”
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I know that for a lot of Republicans on the Hill their dream is to cut Social Security and Medicare.
Well, let me say this.
If that’s your dream, I'm your nightmare.
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If you don’t honor subpoenas, you shouldn’t issue subpoenas.
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Believe in these soldiers. It’s cold, but they will continue fighting to liberate every inch of Ukraine 🇺🇦
Don’t forget to wish them safety ❤️
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Oh my heart... I'm not crying, you're crying
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Never underestimate the impact you have on a child's life ❤️
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When older people say, "Enjoy them while they are young."
They are talking about your knees and hips not your kids.
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Here is Proud Boy Joe Biggs with Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC).
Biggs is on trial right now for seditious conspiracy against the United States.
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Show this thread
know who Jack Smith didn't subpoena? the email lady
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Smells like 1975.
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So, we get the first big hearing of Jim Jordan’s Trump Grievance Committee and the “expert witnesses” are Ron Johnson, Chuck Grassley and Tulsi Gabbard???
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Dark Brandon energy 💥
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This tweet is being erased from history
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Reminder: Raising the debt ceiling does not increase spending or the federal debt. It simply allows the government to pay bills it has already taken on. Know the truth.
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Welp. I finally figured out why billionaires and millionaires care so much about charter schools they’ll never send their kids to…
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Last summer…
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GLORY TO FREEDOM DEFENDERS ❤️
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In case you haven’t heard, Trump MAGAs and DeSantis MAGAs are headed for a Civil War after Trump attacked DeSantis.
My question is: how do they know who to fight when they both have Nazi flags, confederate flags, monster trucks and American flag thongs? 🤔
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Here is Republican Senator Mike Lee caught on camera saying he is trying to end Social Security— “to pull it up by the roots and get rid of it.”
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I’d love to see a toxicology report on an average episode of Match Game 74. Mötley Crüe couldn’t handle the volume of drugs and alcohol in those bodies.
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