Mix Tape Exchange Volume #3 is here.
The people have chosen Stealing the Covers (aka cover songs) as the theme.
Post your playlist links below! Have fun!
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I just wanted to claim 0 and have them take extra out so I don’t owe next April but apparently I need a PHD in mathematics to fill out my W4.
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When did filling out a W4 get as complicated as doing your taxes? I have two jobs, but one is on a 1099, and my spouse works and makes more money than I do on my W2 job and apparently that all matters when you fill out a W4 now. 🫤
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I know electoral politics is shit but what just happened in Tennessee is really fucked up, but at the same time I get mad that the democrats never have the vaginal fortitude to try shit like that.
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Today I learned a valuable lesson about the difference of size between liters and pounds… in a totally related question why would anyone measure something dry in liters?
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Holy shit TIL poltergeist was rated PG lmao
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Poltergeist (1982). Steven Spielberg flick. Features a cute little girl. And killer possessed toys hiding under your bed. Trees smashing through houses and eating kids while they lay in bed. And people peeling their own faces off. 14/n youtube.com/watch?v=XKrY9b
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Roger Ebert used to host screenings of Citizen Kane where he and the audience would frequently pause the film to analyze and appreciate the artistry in each frame. I feel like this video deserves similar treatment.
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The answer to the question “do you still know all the words to Knockin’ Boots?” Is apparently a yes for me.
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10/10 no notes.
For all their faults boomers knew how to write a good pervy song.
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Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees
He said, "Hey mama, hey, let me check your oil alright?"
She said "No, no honey, not tonight
Come back Monday, yeah, you come back Tuesday and then I might”.
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Drought, blizzards, floods, tornadoes, and earthquakes… SoCal really does have it all
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Who knew chicks poop so much? (Also look at these cute little babies)
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Worst part is that zoom makes my laptop so slow, it impossible to get other work done while they’re blathering on.
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I’m in a mandatory zoom training for something I absolutely do not need to be trained on. If I believed there was a hell, this is it.
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I’m in a mandatory zoom training for something I absolutely do not need to be trained on. If I believed there was a hell, this is it.
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Did you or did you not understand that your accounts over $250k were not fully insured and backed by the FDIC? If you did, you’re just a grifter. If you didn’t, your an idiot and a grifter.
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It’s painful for me to watch so many smart pundits and politicians on both the right and the left buy into a media narrative that seeks to blame “wealthy speculators” or “tech bros” or VCs for a banking crisis that ultimately started in Washington. Let me explain. 
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Virtually every private equity vampire who opposed student loan forgiveness is begging for a bailout and it’s hilarious
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I check Twitter once or twice a day at this point, but on days like these I come to get my sodium fix from all the salty rich people tears.
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I stg if the fed bails out the fucking rich people again… we probably won’t do anything because we plebes have been conditioned our whole lives to think it’s what needs to be done and there’s no cohesive movement in this country to fight back.
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I’m sorry but I will laugh all I want at these uber-capitalist bros crying about getting fucked by the system.
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The Fed may or may not realize it but it has created a two-tier banking system:
1. Tier 1: Systemically Important Banks. These are the "too big to fail" biggest banks. If you have money there, it's a true deposit. You can't lose it.
2. Tier 2: Everyone Else. If you have money… Show more
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This is not a pro small business tweet, it’s a “this woman is obviously wealthy but wants to seem like the little person” tweet.
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Gonna go out a limb here and say that the average “small business” doesn’t have an excess of $250k in the bank (most probably even don’t have $250k at all).
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I learned of SVB’s precarious situation on Thursday. As a precaution, I logged into my SVB account and wired all our funds to a small account I maintained at a different bank. I left only $250K to cover outstanding expenses, including payroll set to pay the team on Friday (15/23)
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Fun times we live in. Seems like we are gonna get the ~2000 dot com bust, with a little ~2008 bank bust at the same time. Record high inflation not seen since the 1970’s. Add in 2010+ catastrophic climate catastrophes (over and over). And reactionary culture wars (again).
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Picked up some chicks at the store today. Don’t tell my husband 🙀
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Someone boxed me into a parking spot and so now I guess I live here.
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Everyone always talks about the YouTube algorithm suggesting Nazi shit to watch no matter what you watch on there, but I watched one WWII docuseries on Netflix and now I have a whole suggested row of stuff that is all Hitler 😞
Not tryna brag or anything but somehow I’m amazing we’ll adjusted.
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I agree and this thread is a testimonial to the fact that pigtails look good on everyone.
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UNPOPULAR OPINION: it’s time to reclaim pigtails. think about it: they can be practical, protective, cute, pretty, fun, they show off your bone structure, lift your face, etc… i think it’s unfortunate that so many ppl see them as exclusive to children and think that when women…
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I know I’m a bad abolitionist sometimes, but I really don’t mind seeing a powerful, wealthy, old, white, southern guy going to jail for murdering his wife and son.
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I wanna Frod pod
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Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.
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Apparently this bitch is a poop eater 🫤
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This is actually a good white people food tiktok. That shit looks tasty.
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Why the fuck are my taxes so complicated? I’m poor they should be way easier.
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“It is against free speech to stop us from fixating on the genitals.”
The onion does not miss
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Listening to this again and it’s so good
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Aight here’s mine. I cheated there is like way too many songs but I just listened to it and it’s fun, so fuck it.
open.spotify.com/playlist/690jK
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What the fuck is that travesty of a haircut beard combo. He walked into the barbershop and said give me the Color Me Badd. Which one? All of them at the same time
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Just had to take out a personal loan to buy two 123 batteries. Holy fuck are they made of diamonds or something why tf are they so expensive?
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