Brought my tiny porcelain pumpkin piggy bank into work. I’m going to make my coworkers put a quarter in it every time one of them says, “Looks like somebody has a case of the Monday’s!”
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Brought my tiny porcelain pumpkin piggy bank into work. I’m going to make my coworkers put a quarter in it every time one of them says, “Looks like somebody has a case of the Monday’s!”
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To misquote jaws, we're gonna need a bigger pumpkin.
Haha! This’ll be the look on their face when I’ve collected all their paychecks in the form of quarters.pic.twitter.com/QjI1FtsxwS
Hey i just realised that's the seaquest dsv guy!! Coincidence???
Roy Scheider? He’s great. For a second when I read your reply I immediately pictured SeaLab instead of Seaquest. Completely different shows. Completely. 
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Seaquest had the late jonathan brandis in it, who i totally had a huge crush on up until i was 12, when he was replaced by will friedle.
Gotcha. Just looked him up. I slightly remember him from a few movies, mainly LADY BUGS, the soccer movie with Rodney Dangerfield. He’s kinda like a replica of Jonathan Taylor Thomas, no? Hmm.pic.twitter.com/7v5R49Aqfv
Btw i know exactly what movie that gif is from. "Man of the house" jtt, farrah fawcett plays his mom, chevy chase plays her suitor.
Damn, that’s right! I remember they went camping and it was hell for Chevy. Good one. (I remember the song playing during this gif: I think it was C&C Music Factory - but I’m not 100% sure.)
Also, JTT being more Cali-ish makes a lot of sense. Surfer lookin’ almost.pic.twitter.com/jaGgIRmN2b
I believe they even had that native american tribal bonding campfire bs that was so big among men in the 90s. Reclaiming your manhood by appropriating from a culture you disenfranchised to hell.
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