Whales

@whalesdev

I've found minor success in music and video games. looking for my next thing. writing maybe??

Joined July 2009

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    Mar 13

    THE SHINING remains a hugely empathetic portrait of a guy trying to get some work done with a child around

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    UN vote on waiving patent law for life saving Covid vaccines.

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    Mar 12
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  4. Mar 6

    Currently have a naked person running through my house doing a death metal growl redition of Rodgers and Hammerstein music. Parenthood kicks ass

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  5. Feb 28

    Three year old made up a story about a unicorn being swept off a cliff by a tidal wave and getting adopted by a family of angler fish and tying a flashlight to its forehead, this is a book i want to read

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    Feb 28
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  8. Feb 14
    snout
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  9. Feb 13

    Cc Five days and STILL no one has extra bear fat they want to get rid of? I can not believe this

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  10. Feb 13

    Three year old is singing the chorus of Jingle Bells over and over and each time at the end he yells LAND HO. Gotta say, it sounds great

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  11. Jan 26

    People commenting on Philip Glass music on Youtube need to settle down a little

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    Jan 21

    The approximate size of various ocean animals with a Bernie for scale. A Thread. 🧵

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    Jan 17

    めちゃくちゃ肉感のあるケツの描かれた1970年代の落書きノートの話です 少年はウルトラのケツで目覚めた|ナンブ寛永

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  14. Jan 17

    So I asked if they have four normal dog legs. No, they have four human legs. And human faces. And no tails. 😥

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  15. Jan 17

    Every night after dinner I tell my kids a story about a family of dogs that can talk. Tonight one kid informed me that (out of plot necessity) the dogs all have arms and hands. I asked if they walked around on two legs like Richard Scarry animals... No, four legs.

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  16. Jan 15

    Won a chess game with 0.17 seconds left on my clock. This was the final position (I'm black). My opponent must've been FURIOUS.

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    Jan 15

    Video extracted from Parler shows surreal police stand-down on east side of Capitol just before crowd entered building. A close look at bewildering moment - and the story behind how videos got extracted from Parler 👇 -- More here:

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    Jan 13

    Never Ever lose control of your Pipefish! Herring Gull V Pipefish. Ballycotton.

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    Jan 11

    got a little 3-pager one-off comic about a jester for ya!!

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    Jan 10

    A Turkish cartoonist on stating the facts when you don’t have them:

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