These are amazing. Y’all are dirty funny.
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I think the driver should be tested for corona (beer)
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The coronavirus hasn't cooled off the mating season of large-breed tortoises
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Read in my head by whispering David Attenborough
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Yes, it's an off-road vehicle, but it's still barking up the wrong tree.
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That is good
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I'm still trying to figure out WHAT happened here...
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if this happened on Amsterdam Ave, it would've worked to say the car got Am-bushed but alas Colum-bushed doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Daffodils are stronger than trees in crisis.
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