Guido Westerwave

@Westerwave

I'm always yet the new germany outside minister. No one can reach me the water!

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  1. 7 Apr 2016

    A delayed aftercall for after his numbsecretly downwalk. I'm so sad. Hope they speak German in the sky.

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  2. 3 Jun 2015

    CDU politician Cramp-Carbuilder warns before relatives-marriage if gays can marry. Would fear the same with this name! -

    1 reply 4 retweets 10 likes
  3. 17 Apr 2015

    Miller-Welltour made the fly. Seems that Pigclimber needs a new doc now. Hard times for my darlingtroop!

    7 retweets 10 likes
  4. 5 Feb 2014

    Uh, holy highwould seems to be sour: "The Daddycan forbids himself on any ONE-onewhirling in the catholic vacuum."

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  5. 25 Dec 2013

    Wish everyone a happy crynight! Had a nice holy evening - got lots of Mozartbowls and Christmastunnels - and need now a diet, haha!

    1 reply 12 retweets 16 likes
  6. 16 Dec 2013

    My last day as outsideminister. A day full of woecourage. Could use some pettingitems....

    2 replies 6 retweets 4 likes
  7. 14 Dec 2013

    Damned withpenisduckdivorce. That was is then endvalid with the outsideministeregg. Stonemeggs will overtake. Need a new job.

    1 reply 8 retweets 10 likes
  8. 15 Oct 2013

    Ones must man Remindel yes let: She can soon be a real cool sow. Time to overthink my image. YO!

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  9. 24 Sep 2013

    What a backkickery: Redh, Boldbranch and Kick'em, Rosely, Littlebrother and Cock: all kick back. Softeggs!!! I will be fired!!!

    2 replies 13 retweets 12 likes
  10. 23 Sep 2013

    Who the damage has... Licker-women give us FDP ministers tipps for a termination-usage.

    13 retweets 3 likes
  11. 22 Sep 2013

    Shit but too. That was it with the outsideministeregg. The bangbags Rosely and Littlebrother have it restless foreshitten.

    1 reply 98 retweets 48 likes
  12. 1 Sep 2013

    Everyone has heard it: Remindel has her allfulliest trust in my . And me as outside-minister. Hach... Goes down like oil.

    29 retweets 23 likes
  13. 1 Sep 2013

    Great quote from Remindel: "I handle not at first and think after, but exactly roundsweeped". Wow.

    1 reply 8 retweets 4 likes
  14. 1 Sep 2013

    Remindel makes a faceprint like me after 2 days party. Stonebridge looks like me on the quiet place with a blocking, What a pair...

    13 retweets 9 likes
  15. 3 Jun 2013

    Damned highwater. First Doorwrestling, then Bagsen and Bagsen-Stop. We should unite and rename them into Bagsen-Wet!

    2 replies 15 retweets 13 likes
  16. 22 Apr 2013

    Remindel is duckbluffed from Highness. No wonder. Steeringafterdrawing is no bricklizzy!

    1 reply 7 retweets 3 likes
  17. 12 Apr 2013

    Which whalefight slogan is better? "The We duckdivorces" or "Had had drivewheelcat"? Poor stonebridge...

    9 retweets 5 likes
  18. 29 Mar 2013

    Happy Nofriday to everyone! Take care how you party - in Doorwrestling guilts today a music ban like in Footlose!

    1 reply 7 retweets 1 like
  19. 13 Mar 2013

    The popewhal is walked. Congratulations to the new pope Franziskus. I like the name - birding and beer are a good combination!

    1 reply 18 retweets 8 likes
  20. 12 Mar 2013

    A GREAT honour for my party: Two FDP withpenisses (with blue-yellow-striped clothes on) protect the cardinals in the sixties band!

    2 replies 10 retweets 4 likes

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