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I'm just a girl, standing in front of a straight, white boy, telling him I know more about the subject than him because it's my actual job.
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Playing my favourite game again.pic.twitter.com/gAtsDdNv1l
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Hello I am a dancer in a Hollywood movie. I despise old school dancing like stuffy ballet and don’t believe it could ever be combined with street dance. I ALWAYS dance with someone on a rooftop with fairy lights before I kiss them.
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I can only hope that all my exes see my viral tweets and die of sadness and lameness
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Oi oi Babes it's time to get your nobbly knees out with us down by the seaside in
#brighton innit?! We're the playing legendary@Maydays night at rad@KomediaBrighton so pull up a deck chair & get in the splash zone for some improv#comedy#dragkingpic.twitter.com/umNBwJDkol
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Come and see me in Brighton! Lads lads lads!https://twitter.com/BarebackKings/status/1080925738805706753 …
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Oh! I’m so sorry. That doesn’t usually happen to me... not so quickly.pic.twitter.com/Qq6ymTIRAm
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Never gonna be as good as the time
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New burn: “She has the confidence of a woman with many more Twitter followers”
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I’m thinking about doing Dry January but I don’t know if I can go a whole month without a wash.
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Alice Sanders Retweeted
New Year Resolutions to improve your life - inspired by Greek Mythology:
1) Stop opening boxes
2) Love fewer Jasons
3) Leave Helen alone
4) Avoid Zeus
5) Be less hubristic
6) Eat fewer guests
7) No more apples
8) Learn to weave
9) Don’t look back
10) Embrace your fate
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Here are my favourite, ugh, whatever.
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2018 saw me [rite of passage] and also [achievement]. I am so [emotion] but also [conflicting emotion]. Life is wild but just remember [assign arbitrary meaning to a meaningless existence]. Happy New Year everyone!!!
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Alice Sanders Retweeted
Last day of 2018, last article from me in the
@guardian about#MeToo
and some men developing empathy in public. Happy new year! I’m so good at partying!https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/dec/31/men-metoo-power-women-feelings …Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
I drank all dem drankies!
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What are your new year's resolutions gonna be people? I'm having a think...
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Imagine the immense privilege of actually being angry about including people. Mind-blowing when you think about it.
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Alice Sanders Retweeted
If you're over 25 and you hold a pair of Converse All Stars up to your ear you can hear the sound of your band never quite making it.
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Man: what do you do? Me: I take 40 strangers on holiday Man: okay Me: also I dress up as a man and go on stage Man: ...? Me: and I write about sex Man: okay I’m out
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