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Fastest ever pace for over 5k. Now off to therapy! #SelfImprovement I just ran 6.32 km with Nike+. http://go.nike.com/0345bdie #nikeplus
First person to explain my joke to me gets a proctology examination!
1 favoriteThey are always behind at the colorectal clinic.
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My housemate just texted me this photo of my bedroom door saying 'does this mean you're in or out?'... pic.twitter.com/N6y6qjGabc
My cat is sad because it is International Women's Day & my other cat just asked "When is it International Men's Day?" pic.twitter.com/LjcQRG65iz
Happy International Women's Day! #womensday2015 #stoprelyingonthatbody pic.twitter.com/E8FGjZDQBo
Freelance jobs are like sexual encounters, sometimes you have trouble fitting them in. #FreelanceLife
Freelance jobs are like sexual encounters: you wait for ages for one, then three turn up at once. #FreelanceLife
The cat is trying to open the door handle to my room. Is he sniffing my knickers while I'm out?? #cats
Sunday morning run with no hangover. Who even am I now? I just ran 6.29 km with Nike+. http://go.nike.com/6nei1c4 #nikeplus
Who wants to go for a run? No, me neither.
1 favoriteI ate a whole fish last night. Seabream in mango sauce.
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