Alice Sanders

@wernerspenguin

commission me alicekatherinesanders@gmail.com

London
Joined January 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 Sep 2017

    I'm just a girl, standing in front of a straight, white boy, telling him I know more about the subject than him because it's my actual job.

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  2. 13 hours ago

    Playing my favourite game again.

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  3. 21 hours ago

    Hello I am a dancer in a Hollywood movie. I despise old school dancing like stuffy ballet and don’t believe it could ever be combined with street dance. I ALWAYS dance with someone on a rooftop with fairy lights before I kiss them.

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  4. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    I can only hope that all my exes see my viral tweets and die of sadness and lameness

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  5. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Oi oi Babes it's time to get your nobbly knees out with us down by the seaside in innit?! We're the playing legendary night at rad so pull up a deck chair & get in the splash zone for some improv

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  6. Jan 3

    Come and see me in Brighton! Lads lads lads!

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  7. Jan 3

    Oh! I’m so sorry. That doesn’t usually happen to me... not so quickly.

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  8. Jan 2

    Never gonna be as good as the time retweeted me.

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  9. Jan 2

    New burn: “She has the confidence of a woman with many more Twitter followers”

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  10. Jan 2

    Som late action on this tweet

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  11. Jan 1

    I’m thinking about doing Dry January but I don’t know if I can go a whole month without a wash.

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  12. Retweeted
    31 Dec 2018

    New Year Resolutions to improve your life - inspired by Greek Mythology: 🥂 1) Stop opening boxes 2) Love fewer Jasons 3) Leave Helen alone 4) Avoid Zeus 5) Be less hubristic 6) Eat fewer guests 7) No more apples 8) Learn to weave 9) Don’t look back 10) Embrace your fate 🎉 🥳

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  13. 31 Dec 2018

    Here are my favourite, ugh, whatever.

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  14. 31 Dec 2018

    2018 saw me [rite of passage] and also [achievement]. I am so [emotion] but also [conflicting emotion]. Life is wild but just remember [assign arbitrary meaning to a meaningless existence]. Happy New Year everyone!!!

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  15. Retweeted
    31 Dec 2018

    Last day of 2018, last article from me in the about and some men developing empathy in public. Happy new year! I’m so good at partying!

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  16. 30 Dec 2018

    I drank all dem drankies!

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  17. 30 Dec 2018

    This sounds great.

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  18. 29 Dec 2018

    What are your new year's resolutions gonna be people? I'm having a think...

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  19. 29 Dec 2018

    Imagine the immense privilege of actually being angry about including people. Mind-blowing when you think about it.

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  20. Retweeted

    If you're over 25 and you hold a pair of Converse All Stars up to your ear you can hear the sound of your band never quite making it.

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  21. 28 Dec 2018

    Man: what do you do? Me: I take 40 strangers on holiday Man: okay Me: also I dress up as a man and go on stage Man: ...? Me: and I write about sex Man: okay I’m out

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